Okay, this turned into a contentious topic on another thread, so let's just get a general consensus:

Do you want your characters in your Harshwhinny ponyfics to have a sex?

(A) I want them to have a sex.

(2) I do not want them to have a sex. I prefer biologically neuter ponies.

(D) No preference on the question.

(E) No preference on the question, but with the caveat that Bruce Springsteen is awesome.

733351
A, but also E

Pick W: Harshwhinny gets all the sexs and the caveat that Bruce Springsteen is awesome.

733378
How can you want the characters to have a sex but yet have no preference?

733380
Please confine yourself to the listed choices.

733389

Skywriter Help! Skywriter thinks he can confine the majesty that is Miss Harshwhinny to a measly four choices when he knows full well that Miss Harshwhinny should always have at least one-hundred-and-twenty-six choices at all times. Please inform Skywriter of his fallacy or I will be forced to start a petition for his removal from this group.

733414
You can't touch me, n00b.

733351
Can I choose E but replace Bruce Springsteen with Rick Springfield?

733418

733419
NO. THE CHOICES ARE IMMUTABLE. IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THEM YOU MAY GO MAKE YOUR OWN POLL.

733440
Oh, yeah? Maybe we will make our own poll! We'll see whose poll is more popular!

733386
Well, I wanted to pick A, but I couldn't bring myself to disrespect The Boss.

733476
Hey man, you can't go blaming your problems on the poll. Why are people like you even in this group?

733484
I wasn't trying to say that his poll was flawed. Way to jump to conclusions.

733484>>733488
Please take your argument to PMs, rather than continuing to spam this thread.

733351
Well, crap. I was about 30,000 words into Romance Reviews and feeling pretty good about it, but I'd better delete it and start over. I mean, if ponies can only have a sex once, that completely invalidates my premise.

I mean, maybe I could have Miss Harshwhinny have more than one sex, but if you think about it for a second, that totally goes against her character. A Harshwhinny that doesn't follow the rules is just a glorified OC.

733351
I call dibs on D.

733497 733351
You can't call D. I already chose it. Pick something else instead.

733500 Um, I don't see you picking D until after I called dibs. You understand how dibs work, right?

733504
My computer crashed while I was posting it unfortunately. But I swear that when I first started typing your comment wasn't there.

733506
Shoot. This is a dilemma, then. Um ... how about we compromise? You can pick E and I can pick D. That way you get to be the one saying Bruce Springsteen is awesome, as consolation for not getting your first choice.

733509
That won't work. E was already taken by 733419.

733512
No it wasn't. That was an invalid claim because 733378 took it first.

733493
Nooooo! RR was the whole reason I even joined this fandom!

733512
In a modified version, which the mods then rejected. His dibs are thus invalidated.

THIS IS A POLL, PEOPLE. MORE THAN ONE PERSON CAN PICK THE SAME CHOICE.

733526
Oh. Well, THANKS A BUNCH 733476. (That was sarcasm if you couldn't tell) Way to RUIN this poll by taking all the good answers first. Couldn't be satisfied with just one, huh?

733536
how does that even work i mean then we'd have more than one pony having a sexs or lack of opinions

733536
Hush, you. 733544 is trying to build up a good indignant rage. It's rude to interrupt.

733527
I'm sorry! I already deleted it but I'll start writing again and I swear the next version will be much better, because it will follow the canon rule of ponies with just one sexs.

Unfortunately, I'm not sure any more how I'm going to stretch it out to novel length. I might have to describe the sexs of ponies other than Miss Harshwhinny, and that would just be weird.

733351
Before deciding whether Bruce Springstein is awesome, I'd need more information.

What episode is he in, and what is his coat color, mane color, and cutie mark?

Or do you mean Bruce from Oh To Be Old Again? Because he's definitely awesome.

I'll take "Strange Oddities" for $300, Alex.

A+E

733566
Hermaphrodites have more than one sex. Try that angle.

Gotta be A.
Miss Harshwinny is so hawt.

733884
You disgust me.

I would like to apologize to 733476 for my earlier comments.

733886
Lay off man. Just because your still in the pony closet doesn't mean you have to take it out on the rest of us.

733890
She's a fricken' pony! That's just wrong!

733893
But look how cute.

733901
Guys. Your spamming again.

Stop it.

733902
Sorry.

733902>>733904
My bad....

733902
Agreed. Please stay on the topic of the sex of a pony.

I wasn't really going to go there, but this whole poll and the discussion of it have made me really start to wonder: How would Miss Harshwhinny's sexual habits differ from those of other ponies? I mean, given she is the best, most awesomeextremeamazing pony of all time, surely it wouldn't be the usual wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am kind of sex, right?

734550
I wasn't really going to go there

Suuuuuure you weren't. Let's be honest: You always go there. This thread just gave you an excuse to talk about it.

734556
That's a rather low blow coming from someone like you, don't you think?

734557
"Low Blow." Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, know what I mean?

734559
Quit being asinine.

734561
"Ass-in..." Oh, you just make this far too easy!