Trying to patrol the dreams of every pony in Equestria can be stressful. To ease her burden, Luna retools the Tantabus to turn nightmares into good dreams instead of vice versa. Aware of her mistakes from last time, she tests it out thoroughly, making sure there are no unexpected behaviors. And as far as she can tell, there are none.

Except that it's started calling her "Mom".

Faced with the prospect of possibly creating life, Luna seeks out Twilight's advice and assistance. With a little luck, they can get this all sorted out before the sun rises.

This story is a sequel to Tantabus, Mk. II

The new and improved Tantabus has behaved itself thus far, but Luna has delayed telling Celestia about it. Until one night when it jumps into Celestia's dreams to say hi and inadvertently reveals itself. Luna must now introduce Celestia to her little bundle of self-aware psychic dream energy sooner than she imagined.

Pie. There's nothing Pinkie likes better. Up until this point, she thought she'd experienced just about everything related to it.

But Twilight has a decidedly different application for pie. And it doesn't involve eating it.

Twilight had always wondered why and how pinkie had gotten her "Pinkie sense" and today Twilight was going to find out. Though the answer may shock her.....and may also make her contemplate her existence.

(Holy Sun Butt! This is a VERY dumb fic please don't take it seriously! Its supposed to be Crap! )

A Very Stupid One-Shot whose existence is solely based of the fact I have insomnia and that I was bored.

Give this a like if you hate idk.....lemons...like raw lemons....or lemon juice...

This is unedited so don't take it seriously

I threw the cover art together last second so piss off.

I wuv you all

This story is a sequel to Spike's Dolls

Spike didn't see Rainbow and Pinkie laughing in the bushes.

But Twilight did.

And she intends to find out exactly what those ponies have been up to.

Twilight finally discovers the reason for Pinkie Pie's randomness from a very chaotic source.

When Twilight pulls out a book, she thinks that she'll have a nice, quiet afternoon full of nothing but reading. Well, Discord can't have that by any means, so he comes in to ruin her...'fun'. His usual annoying tricks are going great...at least until Pinkie shows up and proves that, when you're Discord, it is indeed possible to explode twice. Or maybe more than twice.

A huge thank you to Original Usermane, who helped me write and edit this. I love their stories, you should go check them out sometime!

Almost a year after what seemed to be the concluding battle in Celestia's great crusade against necromancers, something Mortem believes to be borderline discrimination, he discovers one of Celestia's armies setting up camp just outside his stronghold.

Not wanting to jump to any conclusions or risk angering the very powerful Princess, he concludes a diplomatic solution would be the best way forward. And so, he writes a letter.

Proofread by the wonderful Soren Mercer
Featured on Equestria Daily here
Audiobook versions by Illya Leonov and TheArchitect are here and here respectively
SoundCloud verion of Illya Leonov's is here

It's Flurry Heart's seventh birthday, and her parents have told her she can have anything she asks for (so long as she eats all of her crystal veggies, which she did). They expected something extravagant, but obvious - a fancy dress, a room full of candy, maybe even her own little throne between theirs. What they did not expect was the one thing she wants more than anything for her special day. Princess Flurry Heart... wants a pony of her very own.

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