Almost every brony that has ever been in Fimfiction.net has seen a 'HiE as pony' story.

They usually are fairly predictable, with a few plot twists perhaps, but the general pattern is similar.

A mystical force/accident sends a completely unprepared human into the land of the ponies, and he must then undergo a journey of self discovery/destiny, as a human OR pony.

So what happens when a human is actually prepared with all the knowledge he'd need from the first two seasons of the show? And when Equestria isn't quite as predictable as he hoped?

This is that tale.

Writer: JustAnotherEarthPony
Editor: I'mMrNoobHeadFU1

Thorax was always considered a nuisance to the Hive. He was useless, he wasn’t Changeling enough, and so he was shunned.

Eventually, his brother was forced to ask him to leave.

Now, it’s Pharynx’s turn, and it’s put both of the brothers in each other’s hooves.

This story is a sequel to Twilight Discovers Nuclear Explosions

Grogar has returned to take his rightful place as King once more, along with the other villains. No, he's not Discord. Also, Starlight was there.

However, Twilight gets informed by Discord and decides to make this the greatest explosion ever, even if it gets her the largest reconstruction bill she'll ever need to pay.

Set in "The Ending of the End, Part Two". Not to be taken seriously.

This is the final in the series. Thank you all for your continuous support!

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This story is a sequel to Twilight Challenges the Lord of Chaos

Tirek has escaped Tartarus, and managed to gain Discord's magic through unknown means.

Twilight faces off to him with the magic of four alicorns, knowing that this could very well be her last fight.

However, she intends to finish this with a bang.

Set in "Twilight's Kingdom; Part Two". Not to be taken seriously.

Big thanks to all the friends who motivated me to push past burnout!

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This story is a sequel to Twilight Causes the Demise of King Sombra

Discord has finally escaped his stone prison a year after Celestia and Luna thought he would. Explaining why, he gives an ultimatum to Celestia, Twilight and her friends.

But he offers a proposition. One that will either see him reformed or as the ruler of a Equestria dissolved into chaos. A very....explosive proposition.

This story is meant as a joke. Not to be taken seriously.

Context from prequels is not needed, although it would be more enjoyable if you read the previous three.

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This story is a sequel to Twilight Becomes a Bug Exterminator

The Crystal Empire has returned.

But that's not the only thing that's back.

The tyrant of the Crystal Empire, King Sombra, is back, and he wants to reclaim the Crystal Ponies as his slaves. Twilight will not allow that to happen, and she prepares to face him.

Except, she has a plan up her metaphorical sleeve. An explosive one.

Set in "The Return of the Crystal Empire; Part Two". Not to be taken seriously.

Now with a reading from StraightToThePoint Studio!

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This story is a sequel to Twilight Blows Up Nightmare Moon

Princess Cadance is revealed to be a fake, and Queen Chrysalis in her place. Twilight rescues the real Princess Cadance, and prepares a plan to win.

Will the plan work?

Set during "A Canterlot Wedding; Part Two". Not to be taken seriously. Sequel to Twilight Blows Up Nightmare Moon.

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After Celestia dismissed her warnings about Nightmare Moon, Twilight Sparkle decides to take matters into her own hooves. She finds a spell to be able to travel to the moon so that she can save Equestria.

She then also decides that blowing up Nightmare Moon is the best way to go. Way to go, Twilight!

Set during Season One. Not to be taken seriously.

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Whenever Time Turner touches a pony, he knows how and when they are going to die.

This makes living a regular life rather difficult.

While most ponies think that Taco Bell is where it’s at, Twilight is lured in by the false promise of Chipotle. As it happens, their fresh ingredients come with something extra . . . not salmonella this time, just good old-fashioned worms.

The good news is that modern human medicine has invented a better treatment than turpentine and linseed oil; the even better news is that anypony can buy it at Tractor Supply Company.

Or at least they could.

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Now with a reading by StraightToThePointStudio
Also with a reading by Pony&Wolf Productions