Just a guy who can write anything but a good MLP story... Lifes good. Been trying to get by shcool as of late. My mind wont let me stop doing all night reads and finsih a story in a day. So yeah.
Twilight gets called into a meeting with Luna and Celestia. The kingdom is hurting for money and there's only one way to get rich quick. Celestia is going to have to film them making porn.
Trying to spice up Celestia's love life, Luna signs her up on a dating website. Now Celestia has to go on a series of dates with other immortals. This should end nicely.