After yet another threat from Equestria threatens the wellbeing of Canterlot High and its students, Principal Celestia invited Princess Twilight and Sunset Shimmer for a simple discussion on what to do.

Between a less-than-willful princess, a frustrated teenager, and the wizard that crashed said discussion, she will find herself wishing she had kept her mouth shut.

"So, um, do we walk back up the slide or... or what?"

And with that the ponies began their trek through Pinkie's party cave...

A more realistic take on the opening events of the MLP movie, where the entire cast is NOT hit by plot mandated incompetence. It is, as expected, significantly shorter.

(Minor spoilers for first 15 minutes of the MLP movie, but 90% consisting of what would already be known from the trailers.)

Cover image borrowed from DashieMLPFim

Fed up of the pressures of dealing with her headstrong daughter and often absent husband, Spoiled Rich decides to enjoy a day of relaxation and pampering. Things pan out exactly as you'd expect.

Inspired by scenes from 'Applejack's Day Off'.

A little oneshot to get me back in the writing groove.

A breakfast conversation between the princesses turns toward Celestia's long history of losing fights.

This story is a sequel to One Boop Mare

Related to the one boop mare continuity :3
The Pies are a quiet family of Earth Ponies. They farm rocks for a living and have very peculiar traditions even among earth ponies.

They are also some of the physically strongest and capable fighters on the planet.

The changeling army that swarms in on their doorstep seem sure that they are going to be able to plant their new hive on this farm. Igneous and his Wife Cloudy along with their daughters have another idea in mind.

This story is a sequel to One Boop Mare

Part of the One Boop Mare continuity.

Daring Do messed up, and Ahuizotl is about to achieve power like nothing Equestria had seen in at least a couple weeks. During her clambering to try to fix the situation she runs into a seemingly emotionless pony by the name of Maud Pie whom is among the ancient ruins as part of her efforts to earn her Rocktorate. Little does Daring know that Maud is probably one of the most physically powerful beings on the face of the planet.

Everypony always thought Trixie was a nutcase, what with giving into an ancient relic that rendered her mind null and overwhelmed her with sheer magical power and that time that she tried to enslave all of Ponyville. But one of the quirks that nopony could explain was her irrational fear of wheels. Well, Starlight decides to ask.

Apparently, wheels are not good when sold on discount.

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Featuring one of my favorite Dark Souls characters and my most hated enemy.

Twilight discovers that a new tea shop has opened up in Ponyville with an owner a bit on the tyrannical and overlordy side. However, business seems to be booming, even if the proprietor is still totally evil... with his prices!

Big thanks to my editors Majin Syeekoh, Skeeter The Lurker, and Themaskedferret for all their wonderful help!

The awesome cover art can be found here.

It's been a week since Zesty Gourmand's hold over Restaurant Row was broken. Delicious food of dozens of different varieties is being prepared, and business has never been better.

But Zesty Gourmand isn't done yet. She's recruited Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, and Prince Blueblood and intends on having their royal palates challenge Restaurant Row, starting with the Tasty Treat. The chefs of Canterlot face their biggest challenge yet as they prepare for a Royal Review...