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ferret


Investigative wordsmith leaving no idea unexplored and no shoe unsniffed.

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This story takes place after the events in the episode "Magical Mystery Cure"

Rarity is tired of the pranks and the teasing she gets from Applejack and Rainbow Dash about her love for fashion and obsession to always look good. After some pranks Rarity desires to get back at the two and discovers a strange amulet imbued with odd magic.

She uses this power to get back at Applejack and Rainbow Dash turning the two into proper mares with odd new destinies. Applejack now desires to be a food critic and will appease her pallete with only the most fashionable of foods. While Rainbow Dash becomes a sweet young model who adores gowns and dresses. However, the magic goes beyond just changing their destinies, it altered their personalities and soon the two move to Manehatten to live out their new lives. It's up to Rarity to solve her mistake before she loses her friends forever.

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In RGRE Equestria, there's all sorts of mares who want to claim Anon's dick for their own. Except one mare has... not such a great way of showing her interest.

Contains: Cringe :(


Part of the B_25 vs Flutterpriest 24 Hour Writeoff
Reading by Straight To The Point Studios

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Cozy Glow has won.

She has taken over all of Equestria and with her powers she is virtually unstoppable. With the princesses trapped in the sun and moon, Discord put in stone once more, and Twilight and her friends trapped in Tartarus, nopony is there to stop her. Nothing will get in the way of ruling Equestria.

Except bureaucracy.

Find this story and more in a print copy! Just click these words here!

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[No, this is not a Pulp Fiction crossover unfortunately, I don't feel like I could do that justice anyways]

Painfully awakening to the sight of his life, Alan McLane stands stranded on an alien world in a body not his own. Now he is burdened with a mission: Protect the magical princess, find his daughter, return to his original form, and get this talking rodent to shut up, a standard quest, if only it had stayed bound to the comfortable confines of a monitor.

Meanwhile, Ella McLane goes all film noir on the unsuspecting hidden world of magecraft, filled to the bubbling brim with well dressed, cynical lawmen, magical ne'er do wells, and a random assortment of inter-dimensional travelers, all put on the hunt for whoever, or whatever, took away her father.

All the while, each are pursued by parties with select interests in them, whether that be forced indoctrination into a cult, or just because pony sounded really good for dinner.

Find out! In the exciting (exposition driven) debut of:

¡Bomba de ficción!

...

Oh shoot, was that in spanish?


Just your standard HiE pony/gender transformation story, sans the E.

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Celestia is sick and tired of having mediocre cups of coffee in Canterlot. The coffee chains they have in the city are a bust, and none of the ponies seem to know how to make anything other than basic, plain old coffee! Maybe she needs to scout out a better franchise and better hired help in order to get a decent cup of joe for a change. Maybe she even needs to search outside of the pony realm to do it.

WARNING: Contains human to pony transformation, stressful situations, brainwashing, and overly complicated sweet girly coffee abominations.

Written as a commission for Foal Star, who brewed this idea from scratch. :)

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A Cozy Glow-hating brony is fooled by the nefarious filly herself into switching bodies, now he's the one locked in Tartarus while she's causing havoc in his world. Uh-oh. Also, nopony believes him... because he's Cozy Glow. Makes perfect sense.

Get ready for a wild, weird ride.

Featured from 9/11/18 to 12/11/18

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Remember this pony? She's Valley Glamour, and she appears on Fake It 'Til You Make It.

Well, in this short story, Jimmy Hook is going to turn into this Pegasus. Follow him as he spends a nice time.


Commission for my good friend JimmyHook19.:twilightsmile:

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A pseudo-sequel to Pony-Me.

Please note that this story is an AU that splits off of the main Pony-Me™ canon, and thus isn't a true sequel.

This story is no longer canon to the universe of Pony-Me.


Twilight Sparkle isn't exactly herself anymore... or at least, wasn't exactly herself anymore.

The past two weeks had seen her torn from Equestria, thrust into a new world with a new body she didn't even have control over, and worst of all, stripped of her own free will... at least, until now.


Lisa Garnet isn't exactly having a good time.

The past two weeks have sent her spiraling into her past, from rediscovering old friends, to finding the man who'd raised her from childhood. The worst of it? She doesn't even have a physical body anymore.


An AU of the original Pony-Me, splitting off after the chapter "Split Lives". Join the Discord if you'd like to discuss the story!

NOTE: With the main story finally over and this particular AU no longer being viable, I will now be recategorizing this story from semi-permanent hiatus to cancelled. Sorry.

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Good parents want what's best for their children. It can be very difficult, however, when things don't go as planned.

Contains spoilers for School Raze (Season 8 finale).

Featured on 9 Sep 2018 (!)

Recommended reading for EQD's Villain Day 11/13/20

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[SPOILERS: Season 8 Finale]

Alternate take on how Cozy Glow's story ends, 'cause I feel it deviated a bit from the standard pony formula and could've been better. Also I liked Cozy :(

Cozy Glow is put on trial for her crimes, her fate to be decided by the High Court of Equestia. Starlight Glimmer has decided to show mercy on her once-friend and defend her, but can she succeed?

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