Twilight Sparkle and Spike are the only ones to realize that all the unicorns have disappeared from Equestria. It's up to them to find out what has happened, but how can they do so in a world that seems to have lost it's magic?

After finding her sister dead on the floor, Luna is crowned queen of Equestria. This comes with a price, however. The once-beautiful country is dying. ShadowLurkers watching her every move. She must find the third alicorn sister, Eclipses, in order to restore peace and perhaps Celestia's life.

Twilight decides to read a new book, but now her brain is full. What will happen? Well, for one, her head is going to explode.

A/N: It's been a bit too long since I've written proper crack. OC tag is for a nursepony I made up.

Equality
That is all I will have left, if Starlight get her will through...and in my situation, I can't see how I could say no. But in my dreams, there I can still see it, all that I had, before I met Starlight, before I lost my mark and my talent...

How would a being like Discord want to be remembered after he's gone? Well, if you're curious, he did actually write a will. To the surprise of nobody, its contents are bizarre and mildly disturbing.

Part of the Borderworld.

Now with audio readings by NDLMongoose and MelancholyIguana.

Hello my dearest readers! Here at the Ponyville Confidential, we pride ourselves on telling the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. And if you look inside, you'll learn the truth about the so called Twilight Sparkle, Princess of Friendship!

Noticing her Princess' plight, the kitchen mare helpfully offers some of Luna's "special brew" to jumpstart Celestia's day. Chaos ensues when an overly percolated princess can't handle her caffeine!

(Rated "Teen" for the single use of one naughty word.)

Daybreak's story is told here in Sometimes It Takes a Double Shot!

(Many thanks to CaptainBron3y for this live reading!)

Don't miss the unofficial sequel "A Princess Needs her Coffee", a lovely story by my wonderful friend Broman.