Discord is once again a statue. With nothing to do but think, he has to find ways to pass the time. Being the spirit of chaos, this means just thinking about whatever catches his already short attention.

Oh, and tacos.

Michael Greenfield had not lived a life of tragedy, nor had he been a bad person. By all rights he should have had nothing more than an average existence. Sometimes, however, life points to someone and says "You will face a horrible fate."

After waking up in Equestria and quickly losing the one he loved, Michael learns this lesson first hand. Not long after, it becomes clear that his troubles have only just begun.

This story is technically incomplete, as the last chapter is just a summary of the remaining plot of the story. If this bothers you, I am sorry, but I did not want to leave this story incomplete forever.

He is a college drop-out part-time worker. He is a dentistry student. Together, they are two total twats with no ambitions to go further then the next game, comic book or puff.

And now, they are ponies. Under the names of Lucky Chance and Midnight Watch they must find a way back to the human world using their extensive knowledge of the television show, the Laws of Narrative and sarcasm.
Will they be able to rise above themselves and face the many challenges that await them? Will they be able to figure out the true meaning of Friendship? Will they be able to not murder each other or themselves while doing so? Do they even want to go back?

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