Twilight, in an effort to help Applejack and Rainbow Dash achieve their dream of having a foal together, casts a spell that, unbeknownst to the princess, envelops all of Ponyville and plunges the little ponies (and one dragon) into a vortex of unknown genetic exchange and unplanned parenthood. What's more, the solution may come with severe complications of its own, and thus Twilight finds herself tasked with finding a resolution where there is likely none to be had.

Editing and cover art by Bico.

*STORY UNDER REVISION*
With a homebrewn shrinking potion, Dash reduces her weight while keeping her wingpower. At the size of a mouse, flying through the Everfree is perfect to train her agility and reflexes.
But swimming in a pool of pudding and the sheer speed granted by shrinking are addictive.
And gathering more ingredients proves hard in ways she never expected.

Will the Poison Joke have the last laugh?

A prince that nopony knew existed, banished for his crimes against the crown long ago, is able to find a way back to Equestria. What follows is a tale of lies, deception, and murder, and that's just the beginning.

This evil prince finds out just what awaits him due to his brash, unthinking ways.

Big thanks goes to Soson-Sensei for the cover art.

Special thanks to my favorite Brony author Tweak aka Jake the Army Guy for allowing me to use his OC, Agent Bentgrass.