"Thanks, Mom." Two simple words said by a simple guard.

Not so simple when those words are accidentally addressed to Princess Celestia.

Soarin never really had any competition when it came to Rainbow Dash...not that he needed to, anyway. But when an obnoxious green pegasus flies in with the newest recruit, he decides he doesn't like the two of them together.

Slight spoilers for "Flutter Brutter"

Fluttershy's bone idle brother Zephyr Breeze has finally turned his life around, and has stopped mooching off his parents! Everypony is happy! But are things as they appear to be? A knock on the door will soon answer that.

A little epilogue I'd have liked to have seen in the new ep because, you know, drama.

Apple Bloom is in Canterlot with her sister on business, and it just so happens to be the Day of Remembrance. The filly wanders off and finds herself face to face with a stark reminder of the truth behind every memorial. For Memorial Day 2016.

After the last show of the Wonderbolts in Ponyville, Rainbow Dash is left to clean up the mess she made. She didn't expect to have the company of a certain light blue stallion though.

SoarinDash one-shot, inspired by the episode "Newbie Dash". Hope you enjoy!

*This story isn't related to my other SoarinDash fic, "Storm of Emotions". The sequel to that story is probably going to take a while to be published.

Upon returning to the Wonderbolts barracks after cleaning up her mess, Rainbow Dash finds herself confronted by a rather nervous looking Soarin. After considering her options, she decides a playful bit of revenge is in order. All the while the stallion is forced to face something that is far from new to him, not that the fact doesn't make him feel like the newbie.

Featured: 5/17/2016

Rainbow "Danger Professionalism Crash" Dash is starting to get used to her new life in the Wonderbolts; embarrassing callsign and all. But as the days go by, one thing seems to bother her. And that thing is one of her new teammates, Surprise. Or as the team sometimes likes to call her, Slowpoke.

But you wouldn't know that just be looking at her. In her time cleaning the barracks, Rainbow Dash would never think of Surprise as a slowpoke. If anything, she's insane, quirky, and actually a more subdued version of a certain pink pony from back home. So what gives? Why is Surprise called Slowpoke? For Rainbow Dash, the truth is certainly going to be, surprising.

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Okay, I'll hit myself for that one. *smeck*

My mini-epilogue to the episode Newbie Dash.

Spitfire has a call sign, just like every other Wonderbolt. However, she tries to keep hers a secret, and it's FAR worse than "Rainbow Crash."

Based on season 6, episode 7: "Newbie Dash."

Fair warning: Written in about an hour and a half and with minimal editing.

Princess Celestia has a problem. Or perhaps it's Twilight Sparkle that has one.

Every few weeks, an intoxicated Twilight Sparkle will randomly teleport into Celestia's castle in search of snacks or simply for a place to crash.

So what could this all have to do with Celestia in particular?

Now with a reading! HERE!

Princess Celestia’s School for Gifted Unicorns is famous across Equestria as a center of academic excellence. Only the best and brightest unicorns are offered places, selected by their academic merit, magical ability and passion for study. To make the admissions process as fair and reliable as possible, all candidates are given three exams by different teams of examiners, who then meet in private to decide which students are most deserving of a place.

Winner of the December 2014 Writeoff competition: Behind Closed Doors.