A lone Korpsman is sent to wipe out Equestria, but first he must dig a trench. And dig...and dig...and dig. Destroying Equestria is going to take a while.
Christian Weston Chandler uses the might of his autism to pierce the veil between realities. Now he and his son, Sonichu, the electric-hedgehog-type pokemon, find themselves in Equestria where the ponies need their help.
A human is running Ponyville's first, heavily filtered, connection to the internet. It's only a matter of time before the ponies break through… and find out the truth.
There are a number of compounds the human body is incapable of synthesizing; these are found only in red meat. To save a dying human, Twilight asks her friends - except for Fluttershy - for advice.
Ivan has a saddle shop in Ponyville, where he sells saddles and saddle accessories. Why ponies buy saddles, Ivan doesn't know, and when he finds out, he'd like very much to go back to not knowing.