Greetings, FIMFiction, I am Meester Bob, poor writer and fellow brony.

I must admit, however, that the following story is not the result of my poor writing skills. No, this is something else entirely.

This morning, I fired up my computer and found, to my surprise, a PDF file open. It appeared to have been hand-written, but enclosed in a cypher. My curiosity understandably peaked, I scanned it further to find the key to the cypher on the last page. I have begun the long process of translating it.

I will post it here as I complete entries.

Inspired by the works of HP Lovecraft. Is not, however, a Cthulhu Mythos crossover.