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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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  • 3 weeks
    Fun Police People?

    Just think about it, you and a couple of friends are watching classic South Park or something edgy. And then, some person comes who's not even a fan of it, demands changes (censorship) or outright turns off the program. Just why do people do this? Why do they ruin everyone's fun?

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  • 9 weeks
    A story based on this image would be nice

    I think it would be quite cute. Art by icey.

    derpibooru link: https://derpibooru.org/images/3327595

    3 comments · 161 views
  • 15 weeks
    My thoughts on Stellar Blade

    Her ass is not fat enough. That is all.

    Ponies got much better asses.

    2 comments · 199 views
  • 28 weeks
    MLP Gen5 Butts are too small

    Seriously, they are. This is by far the most important issue, if they made their asses fatter it would improve viewership. If they made the ponies thicc prudes would complain, which would only draw in even more viewers. Twilight Sparkle, the protagonist of the series has a fat ass, and her teacher Princess Celestia, who's ass is even fatter.

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  • 30 weeks
    I don't like anthro

    The main reason is uncanny valley. When something looks human but not quite. A perfect example would be a robot trying to mimic being human, it looks unsettling. It's somewhat insulting towards the ponies, you have Twilight Sparkle there a beautiful unicorn and you can't embrace her just because she's not fully in human shape, even though she has all the qualifications to be a sapient-minded

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Nov
28th
2021

Your friendly Robot Pony says this · 2:19pm Nov 28th, 2021

How would you react? Immortal robot pony, but friendly says this. "I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees."

Report Bendy · 213 views · #Mass Effect #Joker #EDI
Comments ( 4 )

Well, if they're immortal and can't be harmed, there's a simple remedy to that. Learn the evil containment wave from DBZ and trap said pony for all eternity.

(This is of course being under the assumption that they were being serious and weren't kidding)

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That's going to be hard to do if you're a normal human.

We talking nonhostile AI here. EDI from Mass Effect is your ally. But to make it pony-related, let's say an AI version of Twilight Sparkle.

Oh, no thank you. Have you ever been on your knees for long periods of time? That shit hurts.

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