Time to throw rocks while in a glass house!

The vocabulary in a lot of pony-porn is lackluster at best. Perhaps it’s the lack of competition?

The ratio of written amateur erotica for contemporary humans, compared to pastel ponies, is probably a million to one, and if you were to skim the cream in each field, you would surely notice the difference in quality.

What’s unique to MLP porn is talking ponies and a bunch of homemade words. But inventing or redefining a couple of words isn’t a replacement for a rich vocabulary.

Words like plot, clop, buck, marehood, may seem cool as f**k to a teenager, but anypony knows that gimmick words isn’t going to keep the reader cumming forever. That’s why all the old gimmick words you see in old anime and sitcoms aren’t used today. Gimmicks quickly grow old and passé.

Ask your mom and dad what euphemisms they used for masturbation when they where teenagers. It sure as hell wasn’t the same as yours, or your grandparents, because no kid wants to use a word they can associate with their parents. You really don’t want to think about your parents when masturbating.

But deeply entrenching yourself in a community may hamper or restrict your vocabulary?
I can’t help wonder how today’s cloppers will handle the dating scene. What will happen when pronys, during prom night, gets to slow dance with that sexy human they got the hots for?

They moved slowly over the dance floor, focusing on each other, not the music.
Bellies pressed tight, breathing into each other’s necks, whispering praise in each other’s ears.

She looked at him and smiled, “Do you have any plans for tonight?”

His hands moved further down, grabbing her gluteus in his firm hands, giving them a squeeze.

“You have an amazing plot. Let’s trot to my place and I’ll fill your marehood with foal batter.”

<And this is the moment Anon remembers as the start of his lifelong celibacy.>

(I believe that people without a secondary language are more prone to create odd words. They are often passionate about their made-up words and "secondary language". So when they hate you for not using those words, they probably fluent enough to freely edit all of your text to fix it.)