Marvel produced something critics didn't like?

Moment of truth, people. This is where hypocrisy and cynicism are revealed.

Does Time Warner pay Rotten tomatoes? Is it an unreliable source? Critics are biased against Marvel because of reasons? Is it actually a fair criticism?

The vocabulary in a lot of pony-porn is lackluster at best. Perhaps it’s the lack of competition?

The ratio of written amateur erotica for contemporary humans, compared to pastel ponies, is probably a million to one, and if you were to skim the cream in each field, you would surely notice the difference in quality.

What’s unique to MLP porn is talking ponies and a bunch of homemade words. But inventing or redefining a couple of words isn’t a replacement for a rich vocabulary.

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Now in five wonderful flavors! No artificial ingredients, guaranteed! One out of ten dentists recommends it!

And coming soon, poop to accompany it. Try them together; they're truly dashing.

(See, I can act like the ironic humor you see on Instagram. Or OkBudddyRetard. I am a versatile man.)

WELL just dodged a bullet, and by bullet I mean rain. and a lot of it. me and a co-worker had just gotten off of work and were walking to her car. just slight sprinkle of rain coming down. nothing bad. as we are turning out of the parking lot it all starts to come down at once. thunder, lightning and a whole bucket-load of rain. it just got worse as we got closer to my house and an amber alert goes off stating to watch out for flash flood areas. welp as we got to my house I thanked her for the

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This is the ad under my story this morning:

I was just writing the suicide chapter of it’s not easy when I found out about this user’s:
https://www.fimfiction.net/user/110290/PRlNCESS+CADENCE
Plan to commit sudoku.

(Spoiler for it isn’t easy)

The timing of me writing about why characters trying to talk someone out of suicide in my story switching to me and other real people trying to talk somebody out of suicide.

Life is strange.

Awhile back, I got in a debate with someone over the ending of a story. I liked it, he hated it.

The general basis for his hate of the ending was actually morally based. He thought the ending was bad because it ended with humanity being "forcefully" turned into ponies, unicorns, and pegasi (the story, in essence, was an Equestria's origins story).

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Often I'm told I need to clean up my act 
Although maturity is something I lack
And so when some simple little problems arise
I overthink them over and over again

But it seems like the world is a troublesome place
And sometimes I feel like I should just end the pain
"You're sick, aren't you dear?"
I'm sick of the tears
Why can't everything just end simply?

Everything I aspire to be, nothing that will become of me

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I spend the better part of four months stumped on how I want to approach the current scene in chapter four of "Paranoid Pink".

Then tonight I just take another look at the chapter, and find myself writing more than I've done with the story in nearly the past six months.

But I won't complain, though. Progress is progress, and some is better than none at all.

So. It recently came to my attention that the Greek pantheon did in fact have a goddess of friendship. Philotes represented both platonic and sexual bonds, but it is neat to note that Twilight's domain has some precedent. Philotes also asked her followers to abstain from animal sacrifice, horse or otherwise.

Of course, the really funny thing is her parentage.

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I'm not gonna ruin the surprise that I have in store for my 980th. I'll just keep you all in suspense.

...for those that are familiar with "Red Vs. Blue", insofar as that a Tropical Storm named "Beta" is making landfall in "Texas".

Nothing real important today. I just wanted to get that off my mind. ()^_^

For those of you that are down in Texas, stay safe.

Okay, so apparently the ECT doctor is still conferring with the doctor who installed my neurostim implant so it will be safe to proceed. That means no zap today.

In all likelihood the zap will be Wednesday morning. I'll post about it after it happens.

EDIT: Zomg they're still not sure about doing it with the implant in place and now they have to talk to the manufacturer! Earliest will be Friday and even then I don't know.

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Well, today I went to the hospital to get two toenails surgically removed while I was sick with a cold that made me feel irradiated. My mom told me that the injection of lidocaine into my toes would ironically burn for a bit, and what she meant was it would actually fucking feel like my toe was on fire.

Then we spent two hours waiting for my post-op narcotics and antibiotics to be given to me, and then we spent forever driving home.

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So, I thought somebody was wrong on the internet.

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...for various reasons.

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Let's talk about irony? You know my two most recent stories, A Hearth's Warming Gift and Of Griffins, Ponies and Taboo Subjects? Yeah, those two. The first one received more likes, and yet GPTS received more views, despite A Hearth's Warming Gift focusing on a far more popular subject, LyraBon. The thing is, with GPTS focusing on such a

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Totally non-pony, but...

The homophobic gay alcoholic Muslim who had previously claimed to be a member of both Sunni and Shiite terrorist groups also apparently decided to donate blood about two weeks before he attacked his favorite gay nightclub, where he was a regular.

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All this hype... only to sleep through the premiere. NO SPOILERS!

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Aside from a single post on a single story, and my page header, this will be the first thing that I write, for FIMFiction. So where to begin...

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