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Samey90


I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

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  • Wednesday
    Okay, hear me out



    Human Maud Pie never got over her goth phase and learns languages instead of going to therapy. Or some colour schemes just work better than others.

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  • 10 weeks
    Well, that was unexpected

    More exactly an unexpected epilogue to this blog. Seems the mods got the screencap guy:


    Source: used to be derpi 3336468, but now it's gone

    5 comments · 225 views
  • 29 weeks
    Death and Taxes - reading

    Skijarama made a brilliant reading of my recent story Death and Taxes. Go, check it out!

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  • 30 weeks
    G5 is (sadly) dead

    Beware, science ahead.

    Frequent Derpibooru visitors may have notice that after every Tell Your Tale episode, the frontpage gets flooded with pics. Well, one could say that's a proof that the title of this blog is clickbait (it is), since apparently there's a lot of activity in the fandom.

    Well, yes, but actually no.

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    27 comments · 724 views
  • 37 weeks
    Sunset Shimmer Day

    Since Sock and me got featured on Equestria Daily (again), I'd like to remind that I have some Sunset Shimmer fics that are probably not EqD-friendly:

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May
30th
2021

This is a shitpost · 4:43pm May 30th, 2021

I discovered that when I type "lesbian" on my phone, it suggests the next word should be "kebab". So I decided to see how deep this rabbit hole goes:

Lesbian kebab from Lebanon being a nazi part due to explosive decompression one dude who just randomly remembered CMC roofied them.

... yes, it goes somewhere.

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Pfft when I get home I’m trying this

make an entire story where its just autoreccomendations from the phone lol.

The human Crusaders play Among Us and repeatedly vote out or kill Kebab, a Lebanese lesbian who embraces fascism in the name of getting even with them.

I know you're perfectly capable of making a story out of this :ajsmug:

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Share the results with us :moustache:

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I wonder if it's gonna be weirder than the usual.

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Does her revenge plan involve roofies?

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Of course :twilightsmile:

This is some "what the actual fuck" kind if shit right here.

Cutie Mark Crusader drug pushers, YAY!

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Started with Lesbian like you did.

Lesbian girls love you and sexy panties... ok that was rather mundane.

Lets start with ... the/

The fries were nice but not too sweet and sour in their meat and cheese.
still meh.

Was this in text, internet browser, etc... maybe i'm using the wrong thang.

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Or maybe you just aren't the writer of "Dead Foals Everywhere!" and other classics; phones alter their recommendations based on things you've typed in the past.

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Indeed. I think "CMC roofied them" bit originally referred to Cheerilee and Big Mac in Hearts and Hooves Day.

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