I like big ponies and I cannot lie.
A friend (who shall remain nameless) of mine made me this. They gave me permission to use for a possible future story cover.
Behold: The Carrot Farmer. The ultimate mare's man. He could defeat even the most evil of ponies by charming them with his carrots.
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nice mate cant wait
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I'm not sure at the moment. I some ideas, but nothing is set in stone.
Oh the possibilities are endless haha
I thought this was a story
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It might be one.
Just a blog for the moment.
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Looking forward to read it
This could make a hilarious story. Anon trying to be a simple carrot farmer and winds up with dozens of mares and stallions trying to get with him.
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Maaaaaaaaaaybe just the Mares part though, for plot purposes
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Yeah. Could be a cheesy romance. Gets herd of mare lovers.
A story where Anon saves humanity by convincing OP Ponies that humans aren't all evil. Gets get herd of lovers here too.
And many other stuff.
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For conflict purposes I could make him heterosexual. Could be funny seeing him turn down stallions. Or maybe he warms up to stallions over time.
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Perhaps. Most likely.
Most stories stories I make the human tends to be heterosexual. I made very few where he's open to stallions.
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I've now got this image of the carrot farmer throwing carrots at Chrysallis during the canterlot wedding to get her to go away XD
Oh oh! What if Chrysallis doesn't like carrots and THAT'S how they find out shes a fake XD
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Even if that's the case. He may turn her Changelings against her. XD
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I think it would be more hilarious if he was bisexual and still turned them all down. Like he wants a more concrete relationship, but all the ponies are looking for is some slap and tickle because he's technically an exotic creature and they're looking for another notch in their bed post.
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Yeah. That could work.
Still. He might need an unicorn's magic (or an alicorn's) to help him handle huge pony cock for his own safety.
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Only for penetrative sex. If he does outercourse, he doesn't.