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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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  • 2 weeks
    Fun Police People?

    Just think about it, you and a couple of friends are watching classic South Park or something edgy. And then, some person comes who's not even a fan of it, demands changes (censorship) or outright turns off the program. Just why do people do this? Why do they ruin everyone's fun?

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  • 7 weeks
    A story based on this image would be nice

    I think it would be quite cute. Art by icey.

    derpibooru link: https://derpibooru.org/images/3327595

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  • 13 weeks
    My thoughts on Stellar Blade

    Her ass is not fat enough. That is all.

    Ponies got much better asses.

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  • 26 weeks
    MLP Gen5 Butts are too small

    Seriously, they are. This is by far the most important issue, if they made their asses fatter it would improve viewership. If they made the ponies thicc prudes would complain, which would only draw in even more viewers. Twilight Sparkle, the protagonist of the series has a fat ass, and her teacher Princess Celestia, who's ass is even fatter.

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  • 28 weeks
    I don't like anthro

    The main reason is uncanny valley. When something looks human but not quite. A perfect example would be a robot trying to mimic being human, it looks unsettling. It's somewhat insulting towards the ponies, you have Twilight Sparkle there a beautiful unicorn and you can't embrace her just because she's not fully in human shape, even though she has all the qualifications to be a sapient-minded

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May
16th
2021

Rohan With Ponies? · 8:13am May 16th, 2021

How powerful would the nation of Rohan in Middle Earth be if they had MLP FIM ponies? Big enough to carry a human at least. Would they be able to significantly aid Gondor against Mordor and other forces of evil with their new highly intelligent cavalry units? (also earth ponies, pegasi, and unicorns among the ponies ranks, and the rare alicorn) Also consider, the ponies might have romantic relationships with their human rider, so they would fight even harder. Rohan are the finest horsemen of all Middle Earth, and are a great force against Sauron's evil.

Theoden, the King of Rohan's steed is Princess Celestia. Celestia is the royal steed of every new king of Rohan.

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Rohan has an air force and highly mobile magical artillery.
...and earth ponies too I guess.

I think that's a no-brainer, really. And ponies wouldn't leave their friends in Gondor hanging, I'm sure. That said, ponies are prolly smart enough not to want to charge into a wall of spears, so a lot of conventional horse tactics wouldn't apply.

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They would send Mordor's vast hosts of darkness back into the land of shadow for sure and force them to be defensive. And if they find the One Ring, they could help the Fellowship greatly to destroy it.

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Ponies OP, pls nerf

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I'm also now imagining the ponies setting up a friendly base in Dol Amroth. (a place in Gondor where the finest cavalry units are) I now imagine the Swan Knights with ponies as their steeds. XD

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Honestly makes me want to see if there exist any decent LOTR crossovers. Odds are they're all based on the movies, though. Don't get me wrong, the films were great, but there's so much more rich lore.

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Wish I could see that image.

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stupid embed...
try now

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She be a true shield-maiden of Rohan.

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