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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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  • 6 weeks
    Fun Police People?

    Just think about it, you and a couple of friends are watching classic South Park or something edgy. And then, some person comes who's not even a fan of it, demands changes (censorship) or outright turns off the program. Just why do people do this? Why do they ruin everyone's fun?

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  • 11 weeks
    A story based on this image would be nice

    I think it would be quite cute. Art by icey.

    derpibooru link: https://derpibooru.org/images/3327595

    3 comments · 175 views
  • 17 weeks
    My thoughts on Stellar Blade

    Her ass is not fat enough. That is all.

    Ponies got much better asses.

    2 comments · 216 views
  • 30 weeks
    MLP Gen5 Butts are too small

    Seriously, they are. This is by far the most important issue, if they made their asses fatter it would improve viewership. If they made the ponies thicc prudes would complain, which would only draw in even more viewers. Twilight Sparkle, the protagonist of the series has a fat ass, and her teacher Princess Celestia, who's ass is even fatter.

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  • 33 weeks
    I don't like anthro

    The main reason is uncanny valley. When something looks human but not quite. A perfect example would be a robot trying to mimic being human, it looks unsettling. It's somewhat insulting towards the ponies, you have Twilight Sparkle there a beautiful unicorn and you can't embrace her just because she's not fully in human shape, even though she has all the qualifications to be a sapient-minded

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May
6th
2021

Basement Dweller Human In Equestria? · 6:28pm May 6th, 2021

Can a basement dweller human in Equestria story be written well?

Can such a human (while not evil, just lazy) find redemption and become something useful to society (not a jobless bum etc) rather than sit on the couch all day playing video games or watching movies? Or writing my little pony fan fiction... like me.

For a brief moment of time, I was not a basement dweller. I found a job finally. But then the coronavirus came and I had to leave. I finally was going to be useful, but fate stepped in. XD

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Comments ( 12 )

Basement? I'm on like the ninth floor! (Eighth floor under the British system, which my Canadian apartment building decided to use so that it would only go to 12)

That could be funny...as long as it's not Flittershy, because she's such a meek character, the person would take advantage of her kindness until she finally lost her temper and lawn darted him/her outa her front door. It might be hilarious to see her catch on early and give the human the same treatment she gave Zephyr Breeze.

I'll take "Who is Floor Bored?" for 500, Alex.

Perhaps xD I'm pretty much like this, 'cept I'm looking for a job, I just can't yet until we have a good schedule planned, as I have to babysit my cousin, my sister, a dog, and a puppy, and hopefully soon, a kitten!

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What's a tower version called?


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He hits rock bottom. Becomes homeless, and begs on the street. Celestia finds him, take pity on him takes him in, and he becomes a basement dweller again. And he learns nothing. XD


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I don't get it.


5514101
Seems like good reaosns.

What's a tower version called?

A wizard?

I don't know?

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That last word strangely makes me think you said Raisins, when I know for a fact you said Reasons, but just accidentally misspelled xD

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Danmit.. typo.


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I think that may be correct.

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I hate lazy people. I mean that's a bit much coming for me but usually i would just look at myself in the mirror to get myself going. Because i hate the idea of being lazy

I think Your Getting Better was doing it okay, but I think that's dead now. AS for the concept, I'm sure. Just having the main character get over being lazy because the mane 6 just pitch in to be their life coaches to kinda unsatisfying.
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/373623/youre-getting-better

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