Last Names · 12:37am Mar 22nd, 2021
"Brook!"
"Ripple!"
"Brook!"
"Ripple!"
"Brook!"
"Ripple!"
"Brook!"
"Ripple!"
"Brook!"
"Ripple!"
"Brook!"
"Ripple!"
"So, uh, how long have they been going at it?"
"Like, three hours?" *levitates popcorn into mouth*
"But why are they shouting their own last names at each other?"
*Takes some popcorn* "They're arguing over who's taking who's last name."
Pfffft
Just, flip a coin ya nerds.
5480587
Yep!
"They're still going at it."
5480588
"I mean, we could stop them and tell them to flip a coin, but where would be the fun in that?"
5480590
I say Brook!"
5480589
5480590
Wait, who’d carry an egg in this relationship?
5480593
5480594
"W-Well, technically, we both could, there are spells to get males pregnant and I can lay eggs in anyone, regardless if they're female or not."
5480596
"Oh, and Metamorphosis Ripple sounds better?"
5480594
5480595
Well, since Meta would carry the egg, you take Ripple. And I imagine Meta’s the sub, so Ripple. Boom, solved your problem. Can you two please bang now?
5480591
Good point.
5480597
*Blushing* "Don't you have a pouch though?"
5480600
YES. PLEASE.
*Blushes* "B-But Metamorphosis Ripple doesn't really..."
5480601
"Yep!"
5480605
*Sighs* "Alright...Metamorphosis Chi Ripple it is..."
5480605
5480606
Also, you two do realize you don’t have to change your names, right? It’s not required or anything
5480609
"Well, yes but...I mean, the kids already all have different last names anyway so we might as well..."
5480610
"As long as I get to marry you."
5480612
5480613
Whatever you two decide, please let it end with me getting grandchildren
5480615
*Blushes hard*
Awwww, yessss their babies would be so cuuuuuute!
5480618
Mijo. Give me grandbabies to snuggle. Pwease?
5480620
Whaaaat? I want grandbabies!!
*Blushes* "I-I mean, I wouldn't mind...um..."
5480622
...Technically no because considering they're Hero's papa, uncle, and cousin/aunt/sister/whatever kind of cancels that out
5480617
5480618
I jest. But for real. Please, at some point, have kids.
5480624
Yes!
5480628
*Begins giving puppy-dog eyes with single tear and quivering lip* Pwease....?
5480628
I’ll buy you a Switch, brand new, any game you want
5480631
Fine.
5480631
B-But...*whimpering*
5480637
Okay...*walks away dejectedly*
5480640
*Winces and leaves*
Or you could have kept your own names
5480653
"I wanted it to be more official..."
5480658
Hyphenate then
5480666
"Griff's not budging."
5480673
Hey griff if you hyphenate your names yours goes first since your the man of your house
5480679
Well, that's an option
5480683
Also secondly think about your kids and how there names would work with each other’s last name
5480686
Elytron, Glyder, and Iris?
5480693
Wait they have there own last names not there parents?
5480700
Yep
Pharynx Elytron
Thorax Glyder
Ocellus Iris
I have a headcanon names signify rank-there's a specific letter that represents a family and the more of that letter in the changeling's name, the more important to the family. For example: the royal family's letter is "y"
5480712
Neat
5480715
Yep!