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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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  • 2 weeks
    Fun Police People?

    Just think about it, you and a couple of friends are watching classic South Park or something edgy. And then, some person comes who's not even a fan of it, demands changes (censorship) or outright turns off the program. Just why do people do this? Why do they ruin everyone's fun?

    13 comments · 140 views
  • 8 weeks
    A story based on this image would be nice

    I think it would be quite cute. Art by icey.

    derpibooru link: https://derpibooru.org/images/3327595

    3 comments · 158 views
  • 14 weeks
    My thoughts on Stellar Blade

    Her ass is not fat enough. That is all.

    Ponies got much better asses.

    2 comments · 195 views
  • 27 weeks
    MLP Gen5 Butts are too small

    Seriously, they are. This is by far the most important issue, if they made their asses fatter it would improve viewership. If they made the ponies thicc prudes would complain, which would only draw in even more viewers. Twilight Sparkle, the protagonist of the series has a fat ass, and her teacher Princess Celestia, who's ass is even fatter.

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  • 29 weeks
    I don't like anthro

    The main reason is uncanny valley. When something looks human but not quite. A perfect example would be a robot trying to mimic being human, it looks unsettling. It's somewhat insulting towards the ponies, you have Twilight Sparkle there a beautiful unicorn and you can't embrace her just because she's not fully in human shape, even though she has all the qualifications to be a sapient-minded

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    17 comments · 285 views
Jan
17th
2021

Famous Stories I should parody? · 10:41am Jan 17th, 2021

Is there any well known pony stories I should make a parody of? Basically stories with lots of views/likes and generally well known. Not some obscure story with 2 votes and 50 views.

I may need read such stories to get a good insight on the story.

Report Bendy · 170 views · #parody #stories #story
Comments ( 9 )

How would you parody them exactly?

Fallout: Equestria

5437579
I dunno. Fool around with its premise. Turn it into a clopfic somehow, or have Mel Gibson in his Braveheart form show up out of nowhere. Ponies grow bigger perhaps. Lots of things.

Parody Diaries of a Madman.

5437581
Ah, in that case Ill probably find one of my favorite fics Sunset Shim Sham fics.

5437652
I like the way you think

5437581
my little dashie, except shes not so little

5437724
That would be a funny idea.


5437652
Can you give me a brief summary. It's a very long fic.


5437580
Yeah, perhaps. I need to read that story sometime.

5438120
I'll pm you, as it's hard to summarize it without spoilers.

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