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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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  • Wednesday
    Fun Police People?

    Just think about it, you and a couple of friends are watching classic South Park or something edgy. And then, some person comes who's not even a fan of it, demands changes (censorship) or outright turns off the program. Just why do people do this? Why do they ruin everyone's fun?

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  • 5 weeks
    A story based on this image would be nice

    I think it would be quite cute. Art by icey.

    derpibooru link: https://derpibooru.org/images/3327595

    3 comments · 150 views
  • 11 weeks
    My thoughts on Stellar Blade

    Her ass is not fat enough. That is all.

    Ponies got much better asses.

    2 comments · 183 views
  • 24 weeks
    MLP Gen5 Butts are too small

    Seriously, they are. This is by far the most important issue, if they made their asses fatter it would improve viewership. If they made the ponies thicc prudes would complain, which would only draw in even more viewers. Twilight Sparkle, the protagonist of the series has a fat ass, and her teacher Princess Celestia, who's ass is even fatter.

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  • 27 weeks
    I don't like anthro

    The main reason is uncanny valley. When something looks human but not quite. A perfect example would be a robot trying to mimic being human, it looks unsettling. It's somewhat insulting towards the ponies, you have Twilight Sparkle there a beautiful unicorn and you can't embrace her just because she's not fully in human shape, even though she has all the qualifications to be a sapient-minded

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Jan
13th
2021

Humans having Babies with Alicorns results in Space Marines? · 8:34am Jan 13th, 2021

I feel like writing a story like this. A normal, mortal human having babies with an alicorn created super humans. As in Space Marines from Warhammer 40K.

Would you be interested in such stories?

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I'm not familiar with Warhammer 40K, so no.

You say Space Marine, I think of the Halo SPARTAN program and the Slayer from DooM.

Still super-human, but not to the same degree.

Sounds interesting.

Space Marines in 40k aren't born though. They're created by taking adolescent and young-adult males and performing about twenty different invasive and extremely painful, non-anesthetized surgeries that either add new organs or make substantial changes to the existing ones. Having them be born like that would be a huge departure from canon for any 40k fans, to the point that it would probably be better to use another IP in its place.

5435057
They be stronger than Master Chief.

5435067
And somewhat silly?

5435072
Yeah. Perhaps. It could be a funny story however.

But I guess, if none somewhat more serious. Some sort of super trans-human.

5435078
Well, you could probably work in the illusion magic of ponies and the corrupting power of Chaos to make them be born and look like Space Marines. Any 'real' SM in the story would immediately know they're fakes and try to destroy them. Very Tzeentchian.

5435078
Are they?
My whole point is that I don't know.

You're talking big heresy here chief

5435078
I just wiki-ed space marines.
and it sounds interesting.

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Well. It interesting I think. OP Alicorn has baby with not OP human. Their child inherits some OP elements from the pony. But also some human traits. As in let's say, ponies are strictly vegetarian and makes them little sick if they eat meat. But due to human DNA in their child, they are now able to eat meat, and even possess a few canine teeth.

And even lose some of their prey mindset. Ponies are prey. Where is humans are predators. So, the child has both a prey and predator brain.

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I think Fabius Bile did something similar involving modifying women into Space Marine breeding factories, so involving Chaos is on point.

(For those of you wondering, all you need to know about Fabius is that his labcoat is made out of human skin. And the implications thereof, which are all true.)

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In many of the story ideas, ive sent you, the ponies essentially have had space marine-like biology, but rather than being the result of genetic alteration and implants, they just naturally evolved that way.
Even their magic, rather than being supernatural, is more an advanced biological sci-fi thingy, like in HxH, or steven universe

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Oh yeah, I remember that book. Female daemonic haemonculi was the term, I think? IIRC the women died when giving birth, and the CSM who came out were basically ogryns fused with ceramite. That was a Soul Drinkers chapter book, right?

5436078
I have no idea where it was actually from, it just came up in a discussion of female Space Marines.

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it just came up in a discussion of female Space Marines

I hope the first thing you said to that was HERESY.

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Right, my apologies. It was the 1d4chan wiki's discussion of such, explaining that the straight examples in fanfiction are Heresy and then going on to list the canon things that could technically be described as "female Space Marines" but aren't anywhere close to what the fanfiction writers want.

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Ah, that makes sense.

Sounds about right, I guess. I would have imagined something more akin to a deva, though.

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