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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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  • Wednesday
    Fun Police People?

    Just think about it, you and a couple of friends are watching classic South Park or something edgy. And then, some person comes who's not even a fan of it, demands changes (censorship) or outright turns off the program. Just why do people do this? Why do they ruin everyone's fun?

    12 comments · 106 views
  • 5 weeks
    A story based on this image would be nice

    I think it would be quite cute. Art by icey.

    derpibooru link: https://derpibooru.org/images/3327595

    3 comments · 150 views
  • 11 weeks
    My thoughts on Stellar Blade

    Her ass is not fat enough. That is all.

    Ponies got much better asses.

    2 comments · 183 views
  • 24 weeks
    MLP Gen5 Butts are too small

    Seriously, they are. This is by far the most important issue, if they made their asses fatter it would improve viewership. If they made the ponies thicc prudes would complain, which would only draw in even more viewers. Twilight Sparkle, the protagonist of the series has a fat ass, and her teacher Princess Celestia, who's ass is even fatter.

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    16 comments · 329 views
  • 27 weeks
    I don't like anthro

    The main reason is uncanny valley. When something looks human but not quite. A perfect example would be a robot trying to mimic being human, it looks unsettling. It's somewhat insulting towards the ponies, you have Twilight Sparkle there a beautiful unicorn and you can't embrace her just because she's not fully in human shape, even though she has all the qualifications to be a sapient-minded

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    17 comments · 269 views
Dec
13th
2020

Twilight wants you to help create an abomination · 9:20pm Dec 13th, 2020

Twilight is a mad scientist, who wants to create the ultimate life form by combining the evil human DNA of a human with a good pony to create an abomination of nature. Lightning is striking wildly outside on a stormy night and Twilight is laughing maniacally with a crazed look in her eyes like from Lesson Zero.

Would you help in this task in creating the abomination? As in having a baby with her.

Or what would you do in general if faced in this crazy scenario?

Comments ( 11 )

Wouldn't that just make a neutral centaur?

I would. It would either work and we would have a new life. Or at very least I would have crazy sex with Twilight. And I'd be willing to keep trying till we made it.

yes, as a sciency lad myself, yes.

Spray her with a squirt bottle and threaten to burn all of her books.

Run to the hills after all you don't put it in crazy

*Unzips pants*

Let's do this.

In the name of science

I'm something of a Scientist myself, so yeah!

Don't stick your dick in the crazy... but it never said anything about artificial insemination... Especially if I'm not actually aware of what she's doing until afterwards...

Have spike contact celestia and run

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Have Spike contact Luna and run. She'll have better hiding places.

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