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"A world without friendship is a lonely world indeed."

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  • 31 weeks
    The Israel/Gaza Situation Has Me Broken

    Ignore if you hate this topic. I avoid social media, and I'd rather rant here than the hellhole that is Twitter :rainbowlaugh:
    .........

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    20 comments · 231 views
  • 38 weeks
    Already on Step 4

    Check this out if you have zero clue what I'm talking about haha.

    Did bodyweight squats in front of my physical therapist, and they were good!! Super smooth, great range of motion, and zero tightness for the first few sets. This puts me on step 4 out of 5.

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    1 comments · 140 views
  • 41 weeks
    Plan to Cross the Finish Line

    Gameplan my physical therapist and I made to overcome my joint issues once and for all. I'd say I'm 90% there, so here is the plan for the last 10%. Primary remaining issue is the left hip weakness causing me to shift much of my weight onto the right hip, which also causes my entire trunk/upper body to twist to compensate for the lean. This messes up my shoulder blade movement as well, leading to

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    9 comments · 130 views
  • 50 weeks
    Can Almost See the Light at the End of the Tunnel

    After almost a full decade of pain affecting my waking hours, sleep, ability to exercise, and ability to just have fun, I'm almost done!!!!

    I define me being done as: Being able to exercise, sleep, stand, sit, lie down, and walk with no pain, instability, or unevenness. It's hard to put a number on a goal like this, but I'd say I'm 85% there.

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  • 73 weeks
    Almost Done Beating Genetics

    Ughhhhhh why can't I be 100% done, though :raritydespair:

    Alright, so despite basically every joint having issues at first, I can minimize the major starting issues to:
    - Right hip tear + instability
    - Left hip tear + instability
    - Left shoulder instability
    - Right shoulder instability

    The two bolded ones were the biggest issues. As of now, I have:

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Nov
7th
2020

Spike Becomes... The Bad Guy? · 1:05am Nov 7th, 2020

TMr. Smokes
What would you be willing to do to receive love from somepony who didn't love you back?
Deep · 22k words  ·  58  13 · 1.4k views

A famous crime boss once had this to say about mafia life: “This life of ours, this is a wonderful life. If you can get through life like this and get away with it, hey, that’s great. But it's very, very unpredictable. There’s so many ways you can screw it up.”

Back when I was a young assistant, I never thought I'd end up a mobster. But now that I am, I can't help but feel this quote describes my life to a t. I bet you're wondering what I'm talking about, and why this story's called Mr. Smokes instead of Spike. Well, it's a long story, but it all started on the day Rarity broke my heart...


The perfect blend of My Little Pony and gangster/crime films. Consider it MLP meets Scarface, MLP meets The Godfather, or MLP meets Goodfellas.

Enjoy!

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I'm liking it.

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