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HamGravy


Author of the Tarnished Silver series. I write clopfics with too many emotions in them. My work is very niche, but my readers are a wonderfully enthusiastic bunch, so I must be doing something right?

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  • 97 weeks
    10 Years Later

    Suddenly!

    ...anyone still here?


    Hi, everybody. I doubt anyone else has even noticed, nor would I expect them to, but ten years ago today, I uploaded a weird little clop story called Tarnished Silver to this site.

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  • 436 weeks
    MARE-Y CHRISTMAS, MOVIE HOUSE!

    (That's right, I still exist.)

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  • 528 weeks
    Tarnished Silver: The Audiobook (Plus: foreign language editions, and a teaser for something new!)

    FACT: In our busy modern world of smartphones and red pandas, few of us have time to sit down and read books, let alone morally questionable horse fanfiction. Thus we have seen the meteoric rise of the audiobook, which allows people to take in a story while doing something else, like flying a jet between two narrow canyons under heavy enemy fire, or jogging. But until now, there's been no

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    10 comments · 1,237 views
  • 533 weeks
    "Baby Steps"

    Those two words in yesterday's episode managed to completely redefine the episode, and possibly the character of Fluttershy, for me. I think they might be the two most important words she's ever spoken. Here's why.

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    6 comments · 1,120 views
  • 537 weeks
    A new story is coming tomorrow!

    Why yes, I am a shameless whore , thank you for noticing.

    Tomorrow afternoon (that's Friday CST, people of the world) the internet will be forced to endure another entry in the Tarnished Silver canon. It's a one-shot, but I'm actually quite pleased with it, which is something I don't usually say about my own writing.

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Nov
25th
2012

Shocking revelations! · 6:03am Nov 25th, 2012

Ever since Silver Spoon's Mark, we've known that Silver has no idea who her biological father is.

Or so she thought.

Hasbro has unfortunately decided to spoil the biggest plot twist in the entire Tarnished saga:

Silver's father is Derpy Hooves. We have photographic proof:



Not sure why you guys didn't figure this out. The coat color is a dead giveaway.

How could Derpy be the father when she's a mare? She's not sure. This one time, she tried to fix town hall and ended up destroying it. And this other time, she tried to have lesbian sex with Silver's mom and ended up having hetero procreative sex with her instead. She just doesn't know what went wrong.

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Comments ( 9 )

Duta Ferpy is best Futa. :derpytongue2:

This made me snicker more than it should have, and yet I couldn't think of a single joke to put here...

Van

Seems legit.

When Ms. Tabitha voiced Derpy first time, she thought that Derpy was a male.

Coincidence? I think not.

Aha! It all makes sense now. Well spotted.

I simply can't grow tired of how much you are CRAZY!

The adventures of futa Derpy are being exposed... the mailmare always delivers the package!

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the mailmare always delivers the package!

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