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SwiperTheFox


This sneaky fox, always clad in a blue mask and gloves, has long been a bane of unwary travelers with loose accouterments.

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Nov
23rd
2012

Well, I Turn 24 Years Old Today -- And I Honestly I Feel A Bit Old! · 8:02pm Nov 23rd, 2012

I know I've have a great birthday today. Yet, it's amazing to think that, back in 1988, I came into existence and that was a full twenty-four years ago. The last decade went by fast, in so many ways... hmmm... so...

Hello again, everyone! I've been off-site for quite a while now, and I see that I have a full 354 notifications that I should get to very soon.

But, anyways, I should say that things have been doing okay lately-- there's the ying and yang of things. I had a productive psychologist appointment on Monday, where I talked some more and took that Minnesota Multiphasic Personality Inventory (MMPI) test (which I'm sure I raised some warning flags on given the various answers such as "Do you feel like you would be much happier as a female?" [Yes] and "Do you experience negative thoughts that cause physical twitching?" [Yes]), and work has been fine this week. I had a nice Thanksgiving with some great food. Still, though, serious moments of depression and painful thoughts pop up all the time-- I tend to get badly depressed during birthdays. I'm glad I'll see the psychologist people again on next Monday morning.

And there was a very weird moment yesterday afternoon, at the Thanksgiving table, where my cousins wife said something about how "This year, a record number of individuals will come out of the closet to their families during the holiday. And, guess what, it usually happens around the table." Some people reacted in disgust at her comment. Meanwhile, for me, I loudly dropped my fork and stared at the window while breathing heavily. I glanced at my step-dad, the only person who knows at this moment, and he seemed to just dismiss the whole thing. Overall, it was a good day yesterday, but that was frustrating-- I guess they're just not ready yet. Maybe they'll never be? They just will have to accept who I am, then.

Anyways, today I plan on seeing Skyfall again as well as going to arcades and other things, all with my two younger brothers; I'm sure it will be fun. Honestly, I do feel old at turning 24 today. Seriously!

All of the people here on fimfiction and mlpchan as well as everywhere else in the 'BRONYSPHERE' seem to be in their teens, especially the early teens, and so... I don't know... that won't stop me from flirting, though, with some people...


:slyface:

I hope everyone has a great time this week! See you all later (I promise to respond to everyone or at least try for all the notifications and such)!

*hugs for good measure*

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Comments ( 27 )

Happy Birthday! :rainbowkiss:

Many boners to you. :moustache:

Hugs accepted. :3

Whippersnapper. :derpytongue2:

Oh my gosh! Happy birthday!!!:rainbowkiss:

happy birthday oldfag


(note i am in no way intending to insult any member of the gay community using the term fag)

531287
Call Regidar if you want someone to help blow out the candles. :unsuresweetie:

'APPY BIRTHDAY

and you aren't that old

531299
As a member of the old community, I'm insulted by your use of the word 'old.' We prefer to be called 'youthfully challenged.' :trollestia:

Seriously though, no biggie. :raritywink::heart:

:trixieshiftright: It's my sisters birthday today as well

"This year, a record number of individuals will come out of the closet to their families during the holiday. And, guess what, it usually happens around the table." Some people reacted in disgust at her comment.

That...

That's just freakin' stupid. Seriously, what the hell?

Anyways, happy birthday! Many happy wishes to you, my friend. And don't worry, you aren't old quite yet.


Cheers,
~Plyxe

531314 Youthfully Challenged Fag?:rainbowhuh:

hmmmm........I would of come out yesterday if I didn't have 3 more days to spend at my grandparents house with my crazy homophobic dad.

P.S. Happy birthday
P.P.S. HUGS!!!!!!!!

*hugs*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWIPER!! Your 24!
Your more accomplished than I who is also 24 ((from your previous posts I thought you were 21-22 or something like that) dont know why your mom is complaining about you finishing a masters when mine is complaining about me not STARTING one yet:facehoof:(friggin moms, am I right?))

Try not to let family get you down (now I just need to follow that bit of advice better myself:twilightblush:)

MAN, I'll flirt with any girl that seems older than 18 and a decent face:rainbowlaugh:

I need to see Skyfall but I have no one to see it with:fluttercry:



My thanksgiving was pretty good. Spent it alone, ate Chinese takeout, had a rum and coke, and then got laid after about a year long drought.
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I think Im gonna hit the grocery store for a pumpkin pie or a pecan pie. Dunno, gonna play it by ear.

Who's gonna administer the 24 birthday spankings?
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(Link to ful pic above)

531360
As an older, straight man who writes pony porn, I consider myself to be youthfully challenged, homosexually challenged and morally challenged.

But, you know, whatever you want to call me is fine. :fluttershysad:

One year closer to death.

Happy birthday man! I wish you a life filled with Q!

Happy Birthday, foxy boi...
*cue lecherous grin.* :trollestia:

All of the people here on fimfiction and mlpchan as well as everywhere else in the 'BRONYSPHERE' seem to be in their teens, especially the early teens, and so... I don't know... that won't stop me from flirting, though, with some people...

Oh come off it now, you're making me blush.

You feel old at 24? Man i'm 32 and I can parkour, which not even a lot of young people can do!

Happy birthday man i hope everything's alright and hope to se your work again :P

Uh... You have fun doing that.
I'm not so good with birthdays... I generally sulk in a corner and threaten to headbutt anyone who comes near me.
I can't of course, I might be an utter sadomasochist but I hate violence. Damn bipolar.

And yes, I am happy to support you but if you start flirting with me I'll castrate you with a loaf of bread and a unicycle. I let my own open-mindedness overrule my discomfort on this topic; just like I carried on reading Red Dwarf when they started riding giant cockroaches despite my entomophobia, but I'm only human. I had to shudder when they started nuzzling and making excited noises.

On a lighter note, I'm happy for you that your psychiatrist isn't a wanking bastard fucktarded twat. But he could still be a vampire. Don't take any chances.

Am I "some people"? :rainbowkiss:

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