Claptrap's Happy Thanksgiving! · 5:22am Nov 23rd, 2012
Greetings, friend and possible minion material! I am a CL4P-TP steward bot, but you can call my Claptrap! It's what all my friends call me after all!
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Or at least that's what my friends would call me if I had any! RandomEncounter brought me to this world in the hopes that I could find friendship and happiness among ponies! A noble endeavor if I do say so myself!
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Unfortunately after a series of completely unavoidable misunderstandings, I am no longer allowed in the town of Ponyville or any other pony settlement for that matter. All I have to say to that is that if the mares didn't want me to proposition them, they shouldn't walk around me naked. Completely not my fault!
Anyway, allow me to get to the point of this blog post! I have been informed that many of you human types, including my good friend RandomEncounter, are currently celebrating some holiday called Thanksgiving. A day when families and friends can come together, reflect on the things they are thankful for in life, watch big burly men ram into each other on a field, eat the flesh of lesser beings, and perhaps even drink themselves into alcohol poisoning. It really sounds like a swell holiday if you actually had something to be thankful for!
So RandomEncounter was wanting to wish all of you a happy Thanksgiving, but couldn't seem to muster up the time to do it himself so he allowed me to do it for him!
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Actually he just forgot after mentioning it in passing and I decided, being the upstanding and noble robot I am, to do it for him. He'll be so excited tomorrow after waking up from his whiskey induced nap that he'll just have to forgive me for hitting on his girlfriend last week! He may even forgive me for hitting on her the week before that as--
Uh-oh, looks like he may be waking up. I should probably get out of here as he might be a little upset I busted out his window to get into his room. Once again, have a happy Thanksgiving!
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Dammit... freaking Claptrap...
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Also, best Thanksgiving blogpost.
I was going to say something about this, but I've only slept about 4 hours in the past three days. My brain is function less efficently than usual.
Ah Claptrap. Is there anypony you won't pointlessly hump? I mean seriously... Claptrap is about as sexually dimorphic as a juicebox. Actually a juicebox is more manly than Claptrap... it actually has a straw...
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Yah, but with the drive of Captain Jack Harkness, what can ya do?
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Ahh dun worry about 'im laddie. I laft 'im some. . . presents.
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Lots an' lots o' presents. . . .
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That's all well and good, but can't a man just drink without having to worry about some crazy robot breaking into his room while he's passed out?!
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You're the one who didn't think to Claptrap proof your room. Really, its your fault for that, I mean if you knew he was around, you should have taken even a few steps to prevent that.
Oh Claptrap, not even allowed in Ponyville.