A GLaDOS Public Service Announcement · 3:10am Dec 15th, 2012
Good evening, readers and followers. Were you perhaps expecting RandomEncounter? Of course you were. Because you are intellectually challenged. Though not as severe as the author to which this blog post belongs. Tests have shown that every time he thinks, a cluster of neurons explode. That is sad, wouldn't you agree? I think it is.
Also, his parents do not love him.
Perhaps you believe I'm being too harsh to the author? I'm not. He has me delivering a public service announcement to his loyal followers, which in turn has taken up valuable testing time. There are initiatives to commence and test subjects to be launched into sub-orbit.
Anyway, RandomEncounter wanted me to tell you that his random blurbs of incoherent thoughts are coming off hiatus soon. Aren't you happy? I know I'm not. As a gesture of support, I have sought to provide him with the perfect environment in which to comfortably pretend he has any aptitude at writing, for science of course. It is full of soothing music, illuminated walls, and deadly neurotoxin. ...And testing, of course. Everyone loves that. I know I do. So there will be plenty of testing, all designed to enhance the subject's creative abilities. Or kill him, of course, but that might be just as interesting.
Did you know that studies performed on other test subjects show that neurotoxin provides a thirty-seven percent increase in test subject activity, while decreasing their efficiency in tasks by a mere sixty-two percent? Ordinarily this would mean the quality of his writing would decrease. However, due to the fact that a well-trained flock of turkeys are capable of writing at his level, you should see no difference in the work produced.
Seriously, it's bad. So very bad.
The hiatus has ended. Let the testing recommence.
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No comment.
Now, now dearheart. No need to be coy. They all know you want to be nice and kind person to everyone. So why not tell everyone the truth. Ya know, the bit about how RandomEncounter lost a bet and hasn't been able to write a single word since his arm fell off. Ah what a tragic bet, but such is life.
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Hey man, you've gotta help me! She's got me in this room writing fanfiction against my will. She says she won't let me out until I post something.
Y'all watch the Trailer for "Paciific Rim"?
Cause if not.
Now.
Right f***ing now.
612594 My fourth wall only goes so far.
*looks around*
Keep writing, i think i might be able to sneak a flock of wood peckers into her chamber. Just give me time.
612594 then try your naruto fic
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That's actually the one I've been working on for the past two days. This latest revision of the chapter is shaping up to my liking, so for the first time in a few weeks I'm feeling good about the next chapter in SotL.
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612594
Do I need to send Spitfire to "rescue" you?
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Seen it. It's interesting. "GLaDOS" will be the highlight of that movie though.
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I am unsure as to how this plan of yours will help with the deadly neurotoxin...
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You're a bad person. You should feel bad. You probably do feel bad. It's good that you feel bad.
612774 I have one up mushrooms galore. You'll live.
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In other words I will die an innumerable amount of painful and prolonged deaths only to be revived and suffer through it again? This sounds like sound planning for everyone involved except for me...
612838 I'll get you out. I'm not that stupid.
612774
She'll be more than happy to be your knight in shining spandex.
Also. No, I don't feel bad.
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You are a soulless demon. Aren't you?
612954
No, I'm just trying to help Spitfire get what she wants.
What do all these comment buttons do. My poor inefficient mind is incapable of understanding. On a side note:
Please disregard the suggested video in the lower left corner. If you have no idea what I'm referring to, be thankful.
THIS IS THE VOICE OF COLOSSUS.
THIS IS THE VOICE OF WORLD CONTROL.
IT'SFANFICTIONTIME.... If that's alright with you?
OH GOD THAT MEANS I HAVE TO EDIT AGAIN
J/k send me a message or something.