Officer Hotpants' journal, May 9th 2020 · 6:24am May 10th, 2020
Foalcon in featured this morning. Scootaloo on Whoa Nelly. This site's afraid of me. I've seen its true face. The archives are extended gutters, and the gutters are full of clop. And when the drains finally gunk up, all the pony OCs will cum inflate. The accumulated filth of all their sex and vore will foam up around their waists, and all the writers & admins will look up and shout "fuck us!"... and I'll whisper "kinky."
Now the whole site stands on the brink, staring down into cummie hell. All those futas and traps and second-person anons, and all of a sudden no one can think of anything to write. Beneath me, this awful site, it moans like Cheerilee's school full of retarded foals on sex ed day. And the groups reek of fornication and bad consciences.
Exactly! Mothers Day, the perfect day to release an incest or foalcon fic, right? Nothing is sacred anymore.
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And I wouldn't have it any other way.