The National Anthem of Emperor Spike's Dragon Empire: (Warning, Explicit Language, not that ya'll should care XD) · 12:22am Apr 16th, 2020
Fuck the earth ponies
Fuck the pegasi
Fuck the Alicorns, sky-haired tall cunts
Fuck the Zebra and her stripy ass
and Unicorns can summon a cock up in their magic arse.
Fuck a Gryphon? No thank you I get pussy every day
And the Dragons shot fire and ended the Yak's ice age
Changelings are property
Changelings are property
Changelings are property
Emperor Spike up in this bitch!
Scales all on my kin
I put the slave brand on your skin
and all this loot has made me feel like I committed the original sin
They call me Slave lord even when there are no chattel around
Cause when I crush your ass I make a new slave that I can cart abound
Summon up some dragons so they can watch me fuck your girl
You're on a dungeon crawl my airships are all set the roll
From Canterlot to Crystalia from Yakyakistan to Gryphonstone
I've got them slaves lining up to hear
"I'm watching you scum!"
My Rubies are real tasty and my Pearls are like Luna
but I left them all in my cave in case I find some Umbra
Your mom came for a visit and asked me how I'm getting by
I point to my 'dragon scepter' say...
Why walk when you can ride
Six AM at the Volcano, drink some tea with my Emperor
Then catch us in Canterlot
Cause pony bitches are hot!
I see some changelings sneaking by and she is after my slaves
Sneak into my cave and I'll sneak you right into your fucking grave.
And none of you are welcome in my land Dracon
I'll be standing with my armies to kick you out of our zone
Shoot you down like the rocs we dragons hunt for sport
All Hail Emperor Spike and his slave lord court
Whip in my hand I'll add your name to my next slave report
Shout out to my soldiers serving under Garble
and shout out to Starlight who can do magic with no Struggle
Shout out to Flim and Flam, keys to chains in the chest
and shout out to Smolder this lady crazy like the rest
The Crystal Empire shining bright, city of magic and light
Shout out to my pleasure slaves they are cute as the blight
and if I ever need a helping hand I'll go ask Mr and Mrs. Rich
Pull out my little dragon, tell them
You know what to do bitch
Fuck the earth ponies
Fuck the pegasi
Fuck the Alicorns, sky-haired tall cunts
Fuck the Zebra and her stripy ass
and Unicorns can summon a cock up in their magic arse.
Fuck a Gryphon? No thank you I get pussy every day
And the Dragons shot fire and ended the Yak's ice age
Changelings are property
Changelings are property
Changelings are property
Emperor Spike up in this bitch!
