Feb
14th
2020
Wish You Were Here · 8:53pm Feb 14th, 2020
Note: For the three people who don't know already, "Ross" here refers to the Fimfic user MrNumbers; "Pear" refers to the Fimfic user Pearple Prose.
Happy St Valentine's, folks.
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#It hurts like hell
#to love this well
#but no one falls
#the way we fell
#we'll burn alive
#but only
#the lonely
#survive
I think I've written at length over my clear romance with MrNumbers, but that's left a lot of people not understanding that I'm equally like that with Pearple Prose. We're more a thrupple than a couple, let's be honest here.
Anyway more actual blogs coming, and yesterday I finished a pretty long story, so more content that isn't just discord screenshot coming soon. Wooo.
What's your address btw
I'd make a pun between embarrassing and embarazado to qualify this sweet gift from Numbers, but it would only result in a pregnant pause.
What's your address btw
5203302
5203306
I very clearly live in a long red rectangle. Check the logs again.
5203308
I can't mail you cement
Amazon doesn't recognize your address
....... wot
There are just so many layers to this. It's a baklava of ridiculousness; mostly sweet, with some nuts.
And hey, no matter what, you got free wine and chocolate out of it.
Clearly he was trying to woo your corpse with wine and chocolate on the most Romantic Day Ever.
I have to say this, THE OUTLAW IS A FUCKING IDIOT AS WELL AS A DICKHEAD.
Hope you get better soon and Happy Valentine’s Day.
5203335
You have no idea who "the outlaw" is, since his Fimfic name is actually Lucky Roll, he hasn't been in Fimfic in literal years, and I'd appreciate you not saying shit like this, actually.
You're right, this beats the dog story.
(Hey, I had to say it)
It's comforting to know the world continues as expected, it really is.
5203338
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cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/556505783177707535/678000793617432584/U_srs_bruh.PNG
Think he might be talkin' 'bout that guy. Not sure though.
5203396 wow, how helpful. thank you so much. you totally got the point of Aragon’s comment.
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Why didn't you send me wine and chocolates for Valentine's Day?
5203417
It appears my reading comprehension has gone to shit today (or maybe I'm just fucking blind?) because I somehow managed to confuse "Lucky Roll" and "Ross" there, despite the fact that they only share two letters and look nothing alike
I just...
This is as close as I'm gonna get to expressing my exasperation with myself, so enjoy the vintage meme.
5203338
Please ignore my stupid, illiterate arse, I know not what I do.
Really sums it up.
Right, isn't Ross a dude? And still neither of you would be surprised that you got him pregnant?
...This is a joke about how sexy you are, isn't it? I have no problem with jokes about how sexy Spaniards are, because I've seen The Princess Bride.
So this is terrible but I can't stop thinking that it'd be really funny if you actually died and then got the condolence box.
p.s. Hope you feel better
p.p.s. Happy Valentine's Day
There's nothing I don't love about all your wacky shenanigans. I once missed Summer ice block riding with a gaggle of lesbians, but that's like my only cool story and it was 13 years ago. I feel like you pull a new one of these out of your hat every week.
Whelp, my sides are in orbit. That ending bit about consequences really shouldn't have tickled me as much as it did. But it did. A lot.
5203418 I did. They were filled with Estus.
5203657
I wonder what his family would think - he dies, and a condolences box shows up not even 24 hours later. They'd probably think somehow Aragon messed up by trying to flirt with and accidentally making a mob boss's daughter cry and they took out a hit on him.
This is amazing.
You know you're friends when something this screwed-up happens and everyone can laugh about it.