Hands: The Friendship Academy 2 · 3:41am Nov 23rd, 2019
Some Friendship Academy stuff...
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The Academy of Friendship...! And the Student Six are meeting for the first time in a class orientation. They are awaiting their teacher... One Professor Andrew Shepherd.
Yona: "Yona heard the Shepherd tore dragon apart with bare hands!"
Sandbar: "I heard he's not only married to Princess Twilight and Fluttershy, that all the Princesses and the Elements are their harem!"
Ocellus: "I heard he fights monsters and doesn't afraid of anything!"
Smolder: "I heard he cut an airship in half with a karate chop in midair, and just kept walking as it crashed behind him!"
Gallus: "There's no way he could be that awesome. Pfft! It's a bunch of pony feathers!"
Silverstream: "Shh! Humans have super hearing! He might hear you!" *Looks around fearfully*
Gallus: "Please. All of these ponies and humans are overhyped. I mean, Celestia and Luna are princesses of the sun and moon: And Twilight is of friendship! How lame is that? Whoever she married and whoever she keeps on the side is gonna be disappointing."
Shepherd enters, dressed in a nice pair of trousers, a shirt, a tie, and a sensible brown jacket. He smiles as he walks up to the desk.
Shepherd: "Hello all. I am Professor Shepherd. It's nice to meet you. Sorry I'm late, I had to drop my daughters off at school and-"
A manticore lands at the windows, and roars loudly, making the windows shake and all of the students scream in terror. Shepherd looks over at the manticore and sighs.
Shepherd: "Damnit Chewie! I already told you! We'll play later!"
Chewie: "ROAR!"
Shepherd: "No! No, none of that! Get! You know better!"
Chewie: Whimpers, and then sulks as he flies off.
Shepherd: *sighs, turns back to his still terrified class* "Sorry about that. He can be a bit clingy. Now, why don't we start by going around and introducing ourselves? How about you, Mister...?" Points at Gallus
Gallus: "Gallus... And teach me your ways!"
Shepherd: "Well, that is why you're in this classroom, yes?"
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And later...
Shepherd: "Wait wait wait... You spent millions of bits and put together a huge school... Just to fulfill your school sex fantasies?"
Twilight: *Blush* "Not just that... But it has to be authentic or it doesn't feel right! Now... We were talking about my grades, professor~?" *She licked a lollipop, her mane up in pigtails as she wears a schoolfilly outfit*
Shepherd: "I don't really think you'd have problems with grades-"
Twilight: "I would if I was a naughty filly who wasn't studying and needed discipline!"
Shepherd: "Okay, okay... But I choose the next fantasy."
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LOL That's hilarious.^^
“Here, put this on first.”
“You want me to wear a Princess Celestia costume?”
“...You know, for the full effect.”
“Kinky.”
“Shut up, Shepherd, and get in costume. But when you do speak, do the voice.”
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Oh if only this was added in the actual short
I'm getting an image of Professor Jones in his classroom from Raiders of the Lost Ark.
"The Map told me to!"
"All the Map did was grow, Twilight."
"It's my map in my castle. I know what it means!"
"Uh huh..."
Damn. Now I have images of Fluttershy in a Japanese seifuku. … Imma need a cold shower now…!
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Is the Celestia costume anything like the Fluttersuit Pinkie Pie wore all the way back in season 2?
"Yeah, sorry, Twilight, but... this isn't working. I can only take my suspension of disbelief so far, you know?"