What is this? I don't even... · 5:51pm Nov 14th, 2012
Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-air
Wait... that's not right. Let me start again.
It was a cold autumn day... In Canada! *Thundercrack*
A young man was reclining in an easy chair with his laptop. Thinking that he was completely safe.
He was wrong.
Without warning, a case of hard cider appeared, as if from nowhere! But actually, he got it from the fridge.
Before he even had a chance to scream, one bottle was already empty.
The man, in his infinite wisdom, decided that the only way to counteract the ancient evil that was assaulting him, was to drink even more cider.
The battle was fierce, but there could be only one victor.
Finally, the man stood alone, among the empty husks of his foes.
He retired to Skype to brag of his accomplishments, and harass members of an MLP skype group.
But he kind of forgot what he was doing, and ended up writing a fic instead.
The End.
So yeah, I wrote this... thing, way back in the olden days. Nov. 11th to be precise.
It took a few days to get posted. But when it did, this happened.
And I was like:
There are no words to express my thankfulness to all those who liked, commented, favourited, or even just read it.
Now, on to business.
First of all, thanks to Noble Jury. They encouraged me to post this...thing, even back when I thought it was crap. So... yeah, thanks, and stuff. 
Next, I'd like to thank my father, Pilate, as well as my mother, CSquared. I learned it by watching you.
Third-to-lastly, I'd like to thank by brothers from another mother, Nick and Aqua Fortis, as well as my crazy uncle, Silvadel. You guys always spiced up the reunions. Like some sort of weird, living chili pepper monster.
Second-to-lastly, Imma thank Kouen, because they were the 100th person to favourite CMC Alcoholics, and I feel like they deserve a mention. That's what you do, right?
And last, but not least, I'd like to thank all of you. Did I say there were no words? I lied!
Thank you so much for reading my story. I read each and every comment. And I strive to validate each and every watch, and favourite.
You guys are like shoes made out of pure joy, that keep my feet warm, but also have really cool pop-out blades, y'know? Like the joker has in the dark knight? Shoes like that are awesome. Like you guys. (See how I made the comparison?)
I really never expected this to be read by more than, like, 10 people. So, I'll try not to drop the proverbial ball.
It's gonna be a crazy ride everyone. So strap on.
Uh... in... I meant strap in! 
The broken cider bottles represent your crushed hopes and dreams. Their being flung through a window represents your rejection of society's norms and your expression to sow dissent among the placated masses!
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i'd like to see this
LMAO in the strap on part!
-Kiryu
Yes, it was pretty excellent., And now we demand continuation.
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Glad you had a ton of fun with your story and that it was well-received!
The world could always use more alcohol. It's hard to go to war when everyone's drunk
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Continuation you shall have!
Probably...
We'll see what happens when the cider starts to fly.
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...Have you SEEN Touhou Project? The sole creator of the video game series(which by the way does all the programming, art and composing) is never seen without a good beer in public. Apparantly beer makes you a genius!
ZUN is awesome.
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Excellent.
And then,our master plan of reading shall. COMMENCE! The fiction. Will last. FOREVER!
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Our love will last forever!
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I approve of the grilled cheese situation.
-And Swirls because without his massive sex appeal, none of this would have been possible.
Well shucks you shouldn't have.
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What'd Dukov from Fallout 3 say? "I never trust a man without a drink in his hand!"
He'd probably like Julian and his constant Rum'n'Coke then. Must be great drinking while in line at the bank
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Indeed.