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kudzuhaiku


She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

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  • 52 weeks
    It's late

    But my brain isn't quiet. I'm stoned out of my goddamn gourd. Don't worry, it is just my usual regimen of drugs. That's how I spent a lot of my time now. Wasted. Doesn't really help with the pain much, but makes it a bit more tolerable. All of my drugs cost over 5 grand a month. That's what it takes to keep me going. I'm in somewhat better shape because of all of it, and there's a few bright

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  • 63 weeks
    Cyborgification is potentially a-go

    Finally found a doctor that didn't run screaming upon seeing my spine images and xrays. The team is coming together. Met with the neurosurgeon the other day, and he thinks I am an ideal candidate for augmentation. The transition is happening, I think. I still have to pass a psych evaluation and other steps, but I am closer now than ever. First I'll have the trial run; they'll sink electrodes into

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  • 92 weeks
    Today, life changes forever.


    It's been a long, long road to get to this point. A big thank you to everyone who has been with me during this journey.

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  • 92 weeks
    Big changes are happening


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  • 116 weeks
    I suppose it is time for an update

    Been meaning to this, and I've become the King of Pro-Crasty Nation. I kept wanting to report, but there was nothing to report, no good news at all, so I just... didn't. Sorry. Went a bit silent on my end. It just sorta happened.

    I finally got a lawyer willing to take up my case. After that, things started happening.

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Oct
30th
2019

Every now and then... · 4:36am Oct 30th, 2019

I write something and then I go back and read it, and then I worry about the fact that I wrote it. It just sort of flows out of me while I am channeling, and I don't think about it much. But then I read it, and uh... sometimes I scratch my head over what falls out of my brain.

The pups sniffled, but were brave. They stood and watched as the sky truck was loaded, and Twilight Velvet praised them for staying out of the way. A small trunk with rugged, well-made clothing for the two of them. Containers of meat-treats. More books and some instruction manuals. Two crates of ‘institutional nutritional pudding’, whatever that might be—though the name lacked any sort of appetising appeal. One crate was listed as ‘brown’, while the other was ‘yellow’. Sundance could only guess that brown was a flavour, though he had no idea what flavour brown might be. Mysterious brown institutional nutritional pudding whose flavour wasn’t specifically listed as chocolate concerned him. 

It concerned him greatly, but what worried him more was that this stuff even existed. 

Why… 

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Comments ( 8 )

Personally, when it comes to Drink, I think purple is the best. Followed by orange.

Mystery meat, meet mystery pudding.

Burger & chiken, I think. To avoid getting less, hmmm, specific?

I will go to hell for my sense of humor, yes. I know. :nods:

I wonder if the flavors yellow and brown are basically the same: just sweetened pudding with different colors to trick you into believing they have different flavors... They aren't designed to taste any particular way, they're designed to look like they taste certain ways.

"Brown" is, in fact, a flavour. You can read all about it in George's Marvelous Medicine by Roald Dahl.

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Why must you remind us of this... tragedy?

Stuff like that exists because the consumer is generally not in a position to be gastronomically choosy and isn't the one who prepares it. Case in point, Plumpy'nut Bars.

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