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Super Trampoline


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  • 7 weeks
    Finally made it to Babscon

    What a long strange trip it's been. This is much harder to do on the fly with a disabled girlfriend than flying solo. Honestly it's a good lesson but yeah I'm here I'm queer and I'm ready to party with my peers and also apparently work at the conop's desk for the next few hours once I get GS electric wheelchair out and charging. As always look for the short fat white guy currently with a beard

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  • 7 weeks
    EDIT: IRL Friend loaned me $10. Gonna make it to Burlingame.Hi this is embarrassing and awkward but I'm not sure I have enough gas money to make it the rest of the way to BABSCon could I borrow like $20 for a few days until I'm able to busk a bi

    Hi this is embarrassing and awkward but I'm not sure I have enough gas money to make it the rest of the way to BABSCon could I borrow like $20 for a few days until I'm able to busk a bit and other fund generation?

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  • 7 weeks
    Starlight 🤝🪁🪁🪁🤝Gazans

    I'm going to try to publish a story about kite flying on the 30th and encourage you to do so as well.

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  • 10 weeks
    BABSCon 2024

    Facebook places who's going to Bay area brownie spectacular convention at the end of the month? It'll be my first pony convention in like 2 years almost cuz finances have been shit and I've been taking care of my disabled girlfriend etc but she is going to be coming with me and going to her first Brony convention since 2013 Equestria LA, when she was harassed a bunch and dealt with a ton of

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  • 12 weeks
    On Death

    I call myself a hopeful agnostic. I vigorously want there to be an afterlife, where there's joy, justice, and fellowship for all God's creatures, great and small. I am unbelievably terrified of the prospect that one day I will cease to exist. And I want so desperately for all entities across space and time who have felt hurt and pain and suffering and helplessness and confusion and fear to feel

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Jun
28th
2019

Looking Back Part 8 · 8:42am Jun 28th, 2019

This is me right now:

I am so fucked as far as getting this book ready holy fuck.
Anyway:

  1. ENightmare Knicks
    The 1970 New York Knickerbockers possess the body of a young filly. The Mane 6 recruit Lyra who recruits Jerry West to fight back.
    Super Trampoline · 2.2k words  ·  9  6 · 357 views

    El Oh El this is one of my best shitfics I mean god damn look at that fucking cover art. I don't think Pen Stroke has ever read it though. He's missing out. Nowhere near my most popular story, but damn if I don't want to include it in the collection. 8/10

  2. THaberdashery
    Rainbow Dash really wants to buy a hat from Applejack, but for some asinine reason she plans on taking 2000 chapters to do so. Man, who would write such drivel? Who would bother parodying it? Super Trampoline, apparently.
    Super Trampoline · 2.6k words  ·  24  9 · 760 views

    Haha, this really was the time when I was doing a lot of parodies. It'd be funny to update this once in a while, not that anypony cares. 5/10

  3. TWhatever Happened to Melody Maker?
    He up and vanished, what a faker! The world was his oyster so why did he forsake her?
    Super Trampoline · 1.1k words  ·  33  4 · 906 views

    oh hey, one of the most quickly written stories I've ever done, probably because it doesn't take that long to use voice to text to imitate an insane stallion. This one is all about going crazy. And I really like it and I'm really glad I found the cover art for it. Anyone know what Darf's up to these days? 9/10

  4. Man I remember literally nothing about this story. Lemme check the comments. Yeah, still not a fucking clue. 4/10 I guess.

  5. TRainbow Dash Resurrects [MAJOR SPOILERS FOR THE AUSTRAEOH SERIES] and Engages in a Torrid Love Affair
    Rainbow Dash, having finally successfully saved the world and left Imploding Colon with a gaping hole in his daily routine that he fills with lewd pictures of Disney Princesses, very much misinterprets the sentiment of "Love your enemies".
    Super Trampoline · 2.9k words  ·  20  36 · 547 views

    Oh man, remember when ):( actually updated the Austraeoh series? Remember when I shat out this fat one? What a steaming pile of crap. But it certainly ruffled plenty of jimmies, and there's not much more I can ask for than that. 0/10

  6. ECelestia Eats Some Pretzel Sticks, and Super Trampoline Realizes Why Attempting Oneshotober Was a Mistake
    Celestia goes to the market and buys some pretzel sticks. She then proceeds to eat them, as one is wont to do with pretzel sticks. Then Super Trampoline comes over to complain about how hard writing is.
    Super Trampoline · 1.5k words  ·  16  24 · 779 views

    Haha the aggressive shitposting continues. This one is aggressively bad. I guess I kind of like it for that? 5/10

  7. EApplePie: A Deconstruction of the Democracy Movement in Post-Soviet Romania
    I, an unnamed Griffoncorn, join forces with Twilight Sparkle and an unlikely OC in a quest to get waffles
    Super Trampoline · 1.2k words  ·  10  6 · 569 views

    Jesus the shit posting is cumming fast and hard now. Speaking of Jesus, this was a collab with Jesus Suarez AKA Riff Music Pony. Cool guy. This story though? Not so much. 3/10

  8. EFeeling That Way
    You're drenched in sweat and ennui. She's fighting the enemy, and you're fighting depression. Stuck forever in a nowhere town, you try to rise above inertia, but you only end up feeling useless. You're always feeling that way.
    Super Trampoline · 1k words  ·  63  6 · 1.2k views

    And then, just like that, two weeks later, after having finished the cover art a year previously, I suddenly write the best story of my career. It's really good, and really depressing. 10/10, one of the pieces that I'm making this collection for.

  9. Two and a half months later, it's back to shitposting, this time at Pacific PonyCon, the little con that could. Where I accidentally gave acid to a minor. Oops. Anyway, people really liked the shark aspect of this, so 6/10 I guess?
  10. TWe Are Stars! Floosh! Shine, Young Backwards Baseball Cap!
    Twilight Sparkle walks outside and the world is on fire.
    Super Trampoline · 1.4k words  ·  23  5 · 1.1k views

    This is absolutely one of my favorite shitposts, just the aggressive surreal bizarreness of it all. 10/10

Okay, that's another set knocked out, and you know what I have to say?

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PresentPerfect
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I am somewhat dubious at the claim you are as cute as that pony. >.>

Twinkleshine's Pillow was really fucking weird, as I recall. Also, you forgot to embed #9?

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