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Super Trampoline


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Celestia goes to the market and buys some pretzel sticks. She then proceeds to eat them, as one is wont to do with pretzel sticks. Then Super Trampoline comes over to complain about how hard writing is. Then they make out, because me writing bad troll fics is God's way of punishing us all.

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You are a delight.

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7624913 I'm getting mixed feelings here.

7624922 at this point I'm just embracing the fact that I enjoy writing crap.

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The crap write gets another thumbs up!

>inb4 George W. Bush joke

... and the scary part is, half the audience here might be too young for that. :rainbowwild:

7625069 Oh snap I totally forgot about that

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Well, you're doing Oneshotober, so I think you know what that means.

sequel

7625151 Celestia chokes on a pretzel stick: the movie: the ride?

I think your very existence on this site is just a huge shitpost.

And now I'm hungry for pretzels too. :raritydespair:

7625389 that one's going in the quote section :heart:

Yup, this is right around your usual level quality; that bar being right around high-jump height for a corgi :rainbowlaugh:

Seriously, though, best of luck with the challenge. Just have one thing to point out in the story.

while you sit on your thrown eating ice cream?"

She tittered. "Exactly. You learn quickly."

while you sit on your throne eating ice cream?"

She tittered. "Exactly. You learn quickly. Though it's cake, not ice cream."

See? This is why you're ALLOWED to have good things.

:rainbowlaugh:

What are you doing with your human incarnation?

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