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yellowbastion


"You know, in a fictional world containing talking animals, where friendship is literally magic, it would be safe to assume that anything is possible." -me

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  • 89 weeks
    The Kiwi Farm

    To amuse myself, I rewrote the conspiracy rant from Kiwi Farms' owner Joshua Moon (source: Kotaku) into a ponified feel-good newspaper article.
    Enjoy!

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  • 294 weeks
    Adoptable Idea 15

    While helping another author edit their story, I came up with an alternative idea for how their character reached Equestria. They ended up not using it, so I'm reposting it here. I may have borrowed some of it from Machinations of a Trickster by Deviance and

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  • 298 weeks
    HiE one-shot

    I had this idea to ponify an old Flash animation (now a YouTube video, available here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guUnErBM5Bc ).

    This is what I came up with. Maybe if I put in a little more work, I could easily build this story up with more words to meet the 1000-word minimum and submit this as a story.

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  • 391 weeks
    Adoptable idea 13

    Finally made it to lucky number thirteen. For some reason, I prefer and have absolutely no trouble writing introductions. But when it comes down to actually doing more than that, I don't know... Maybe I just don't like seeing things complete. Maybe some deep seeded fear of absolute finality, of closure. Who knows, really?

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  • 406 weeks
    Changling story excerpt 3

    I think that this is the last bit of the story I have written that I'm willing to spoil.

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4th
2018

HiE one-shot · 3:47am Sep 4th, 2018

I had this idea to ponify an old Flash animation (now a YouTube video, available here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guUnErBM5Bc ).

This is what I came up with. Maybe if I put in a little more work, I could easily build this story up with more words to meet the 1000-word minimum and submit this as a story.

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"Just stay calm, Anon. You just lie back, now. Sometime these things just happen." Applejack said while she pushed you back down. "Twilight is working on a spell to fix everything."

You didn't have the heart to tell them that everything was fine, that your body was supposed to be proportioned like it was. There was nothing that Twilight needed to fix. But then you figured out what they were talking about and quickly shut your god damned mouth. This will all work out for the better.

After teleporting you around for most of the day, hardly staying in any place longer than half-an-hour, you fainted. Not from the casual blinking round in space-time, but from Twilight's stupidly jam packed schedule. In fact so jam packed that she didn't schedule any breaks for snacks, or lunch, or diner. Being late for your early morning meeting with the Princess of Friendship, you hastily decided to forgo breakfast. Thinking back, you couldn't remember what is was you were supposed to be doing, why she couldn't use someone else, or how she got you to agree to go along in the first place. Now, here you are, sixteen hours later, recovering in the hospital from low blood sugar levels, staring dumbfounded into a farm pony's eyes as she tried to explain something ... truly amazing.

Twilight, in her infinite purple princess privilege, got ahold of a copy of your full body magic medical scans and decided that something was needing to be fixed. That, somehow, multiple teleports had caused a vanishing of body tissue and a not small amount cell damage.

At first you were worried. Then, as one of the nurses tried to explain to you, and now as Applejack dumbs it down for you, you finally clue in as to what Twilight thought she found and her pending magical solution to fix everything. According to Twilight, rapid teleportation had caused your, ahem, "colt parts", to become "damaged" and had "lost significant mass". A panicked groping under your hospital gown had revealed that everything was the right size, where it should be, and functioned properly, at least as far as you could test without "summoning the trouser snake" in front of the freckled farm pony.

But Twilight was dead-set on returning everything to its "original size", which, when compared to pony stallions, your manhood was no longer to-scale with the rest of your body. Twilight Sparkle, the alicorn of magic and Princess of Friendship, was creating a spell to give you a bigger dick and you just shut your stupid mouth for once and tried not to grin like an idiot

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