Late Thursday evening I checked my fimfic notifications. There were... a lot of them. And the first 9 were comments on my stories, all by PaulAsaran, all saying "You can has review!" He spent 9 of his 10 story slots this week on me.
Regidar recently posted a request for links to experimental fics. I decided to just add a bookshelf, Experimental, and list my favorite and my own experimental stories there. (My stories will probably appear first, because I added
That most-peculiar book, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, describes in Fit the Fourth how representatives of the Amalgamated Union of Philosophers, Sages, Luminaries, and other professional thinking persons confronted Deep Thought, the second greatest computer in the universe, when it threatened to find the answer to
Is this vore
giggity
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Well, yeah, you ate her raw. If anypony's supposed to go in a taco...
(What? There's a yellow one, a purple one, and a blue one. What other conclusion was I supposed to draw?)
... please tell me these are colored cookie dough. Please tell me you didn't eat a play-doh horse.
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I don’t know, maybe?
4920552 See Marziponies!
I assume you first devised dialogue of it begging for its life, yes?
When did you eat her after first posting the poll?
4920593 In July, I think? I had one craving for marzipan too many.
Well the other two don't look too broken up over it.
Was there some reason you chose Lyra Marzipan over the others?
4920616 Yes--because I thought she was Rainbow Dash.
4920637 Well that explains why you went for the head, first...
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> eats Marzipan that's eight months old
> wonders why it doesn't taste good
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Here's a European Marzipan recipe if you want to make some at home.