Professionalism vs. Pleasure · 6:57am Oct 30th, 2012
It's been so awesome meeting you all here, and you've all been so friendly, but I'm afraid I do need to decline your social media invitations.
Truth is, as cliched as it sounds, I really am torn between two worlds. On the one hand, I adore writing explicit sexual fiction, and I love acting sexy around you guys; I have a bit of an exhibitionist streak. But, at the same time, I’m also pursuing my law license, which the State of Texas requires, among many things, satisfying an exhaustive moral character application.
Now, having fun internet sexytimes and making pastel ponies embrace the Elements of Debauchery is probably not all that big of a deal in the application process. We all have our quirks, including many lawyers I've met, so I admit I'm probably being way too cautious.
But I don't know that for sure.
I know this sounds like a huge cop-out, but it is because of my career pursuit that I haven't disclosed my social media contacts, and it's the same reason I cannot accept all your generous invitations to join you on Skype.
So, although it's not ideal, I hope you don't mind me keeping my true identity kind of quiet. I'm perfectly happy with you all thinking of me as Soaking Wet. She really is like me in so many ways that it's now effortless for me to transform into her soft pony body - it's actually getting harder to change back. Not that I'm complaining.
I know I'm throwing a lot at you guys, but you all were owed an explanation for some of my mannerisms.
Your Soaking Snatch,
castortroy
make a faux facebook/twiter/skype/whatever. have one be for buisness and one for sumt. I've done it before.
Okay
460292 That's a good plan. I like that plan!
The last time a writer did this, it was a gigantic cop-out/lie in order to burn his clopfiction account in hopes he would get less hatemail. It could only end in tears.
But you're (hopefully) not an extremely insecure person like him so everything is good.
460306
I understand your concern, but I promise you that's not my plan at all.
This isn't an effort to change anything; it's to keep things the same.
>Your Soaking Snatch, castortroy
10/10 would lick again
Was reading with great understanding, then....
"Your Soaking Snatch"
*Spit take*
460359
LOL
Well, I was a little worried people would think I was going to stop acting sexy.
And I can't have anypony thinking that.
But I appreciate your understanding, my dear.
Wait, you're a woman?
460391
LOL Yessir.
Don't be embarassed, my dear; I seem to have caught everypony off guard with that this week.
Wow, a Drill Sergeant reads my clopfics? Awesome!
Well I wasn't expecting this. hmmm?
hmmm.....
lawyer by day clop writer by night.....
is it wierd that i now find you and your fics slightly hotter now i know your going into law?
460426
Quite honestly, I'm flattered that you think so.
460422
I hope this doesn't change our friendship.
460439
Not at all. It just surprised me that's all. It makes no difference to me I don't even really use Skype. I usually chat with my friends using Steam. Still I can't help but think that this is an odd choice of vocation for one such as you. Sorry I hope that doesn't upset you I don't mean it as a disparagement. Its just a bit surprising.
460393
And I hope youre not offended at all by the assumption. It's just very rare to see a woman that writes clop. And such good clop it is!
And if you ever want me to make someone beat their face( ie do push ups) you just let me know.
If you don't want to, then that's perfectly understandable. You can keep in touch with others over their userpages or simply pm them, so there isn't even a need for another social network.
You're a women? Sorry, don't take this as an insult but I always thought you were a guy.
460393
Totally understood.
Would rather you be safe than sorry. One wouldn't want unprofessional comments and pictures posted all over their social media page when they have big events arising.....
'S cool.dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Mr_Cake.png
We live in the same state, just thought you should know. ^-^
what the buck is wrong in the USandA ? ah maybe it's because i'm an average joe who no one cares about, so i don't have to worry about my hobbys.
@castortroy
trash mail, proxies and fake names in the internet are your friends
Best to keep it secret. Background checks are brutal and anything you post online can come back to bite you.
>>I'm perfectly happy with you all thinking of me as Soaking Wet<<
>>Your Soaking Snatch<<
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Does that mean I get to call you Soaking Wet in my comments?
460517
I'm not offended at all, sir. In fact, I'm quite stimulated. I love a man in uniform.
460690
Very true. Plus, this way, I can still be uninhibited when I post my stories and comments. And I love the thought of being mysterious in a way. It really gets me off.
460959
Yes. Yes, you may, my dear. Thank you for asking.
And that goes for everypony else here. If you'd like, you can call me Soaking Wet.
461035
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Ms. Soaking Wet, you're trying to seduce me!
Well crud. I was hoping to ask you for a Skype call ( no face, just voice); You seem like a really cool gal.
I can totally understand not wanting your *a-hurm* 'peccadillos' to someday interfere with your super-srs career; I can't count the number of stories I've read where someone's otherwise harmless personal life got them canned. Just look at the infamous case of that teacher who moonlighted as a writer of vampire erotica..
Still, it's nice to see your interest in law and order hasn't stifled your more illicit appetites. Soaking Wet seems somehow even more apropos as your online persona given that she's found the perfect happy medium between business and pleasure.