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She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

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  • 55 weeks
    It's late

    But my brain isn't quiet. I'm stoned out of my goddamn gourd. Don't worry, it is just my usual regimen of drugs. That's how I spent a lot of my time now. Wasted. Doesn't really help with the pain much, but makes it a bit more tolerable. All of my drugs cost over 5 grand a month. That's what it takes to keep me going. I'm in somewhat better shape because of all of it, and there's a few bright

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  • 65 weeks
    Cyborgification is potentially a-go

    Finally found a doctor that didn't run screaming upon seeing my spine images and xrays. The team is coming together. Met with the neurosurgeon the other day, and he thinks I am an ideal candidate for augmentation. The transition is happening, I think. I still have to pass a psych evaluation and other steps, but I am closer now than ever. First I'll have the trial run; they'll sink electrodes into

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  • 95 weeks
    Today, life changes forever.


    It's been a long, long road to get to this point. A big thank you to everyone who has been with me during this journey.

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  • 95 weeks
    Big changes are happening


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  • 118 weeks
    I suppose it is time for an update

    Been meaning to this, and I've become the King of Pro-Crasty Nation. I kept wanting to report, but there was nothing to report, no good news at all, so I just... didn't. Sorry. Went a bit silent on my end. It just sorta happened.

    I finally got a lawyer willing to take up my case. After that, things started happening.

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May
25th
2018

So, how do you say that a character has leveled up? · 4:39am May 25th, 2018

As Dim materialised into an unknown situation there was a blood chilling howl. One of the hovels—a mere shack—had been cracked open like a walnut and something large, hairy, and brutish could be partially seen. Dim approached, raising as many spell protections as possible, and rounded the corner of a building with somewhat crooked, leaning walls. Screams filled the night and as Dim cleared the corner, he got his first look at what the ponies of Fancy called loup-garou.

While Dim stood watching, almost frozen in horror, the creature ripped the head off of a writhing, screaming victim held in its claws, crunched the skull once in its mighty jaws, and swallowed. The body, kicking, twitching, thrashed in death and released its bowels. What was this thing? Dim didn’t know. It looked like a diamond dog, but bigger. It was mangy looking, covered in bulbous tumours, with twisted, distorted limbs that looked as though they had been broken and allowed to heal all wrong. Scarlet blood glistened in the wan moonlight and billowing steam rose in panted gusts, curling in the freezing night air.

One still lived; one shrieked among the rubble and partially devoured corpses. A filly, not long for marehood, ran circles in the open, stupid with panic. Though it was a costly move, Dim wrapped his magic around her, subsumed her will—which caused her to go silent, still—and then he teleported her inside of the windmill, which was behind him. The diseased creature, for surely it had to be diseased, now deprived of its meal, now turned its attention to Dim.

“Welche Hündin hat dich zur Welt gebracht, du hässlicher Mutterficker?”

The creature snorted, sending vast plumes of steam shooting from its nostrils. Bits of skin and hair dangled from its open maw, wriggling with its jerky, twitchy movements. It was hunchbacked and boney, spiked growths could be seen protruding from its lumpy, mangy flesh. A wet slurp could be heard when it licked its chops in anticipation and its eyes narrowed at Dim, who stood unmoving.

“Hey, Arschloch, lass uns den Masochismus-Tango machen.”

Sparing no further words, Dim opened with a Fenix Fireburst, a deadly barrage that launched homing darts of flame. Much to his surprise, he summoned far more darts than the last time he had cast this spell, which meant that his relative power level had increased since then. Seeing the evidence that he had grown in strength and power emboldened him, and he prepared for what was certain to be an entertaining fight.

Try as I might, I couldn't think of a better way of saying it.

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I dunno, it sounds a little like a video game character leveling up. Maybe power reservoir or reserves. Or his ability to channel power had increased? Trying to think of it through the way you say the power is spread over different ponies. How much of the pool they have access to and all that.

Yellow spiral around the guy up from the floor, with a rumbly fwoosh sound?

The only real question is when he’ll have to start adding the “Chaos” descriptor to the front of his spells.

Much to his surprise, he summoned far more darts than the last time he had cast this spell, which meant that his relative power level had increased since then.

vs.

Much to his surprise, the spell came easier to him this time, allowing a virtual inferno of flaming darts to envelop the howling monstrosity. Throwing his increased power and more into the spell, Dim reveled in the roaring torrent of magic. Fire is good. More fire is better. All of the fire would be best, but that would wait until he could control it. Until then, this fire would have to do. But soon. Very soon.

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With angel chorus on the background.

He had stepped beyond his previous limits?

Pushed past his limits. Slipped the shackles that were holding him back.

He was now one with the fire.

Dim done went super Saiyan.

It's..... it's over 9000...

I typed this in to bing .>> Hey, Arschloch, lass uns den Masochismus-Tango machen
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