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Clean Karma


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  • 216 weeks
    I Guess I'm 23% Back

    Hello. I am not much for beating around the bush so I will be straightforward.

    I left fimfiction and pretty much all MLP related stuff for a while. It's been 3 years since I got fed up with stuff and decided to leave. I don't feel like talking about it really but I do want to come back into the fandom somewhat. So let me put some ground rules:

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  • 292 weeks
    Screw It

    Fuck it! I'm done! I'm done with this shit! I don't fucking care how anyone feels about it but I'm through editing. I'm sorry for not following through with my commitments but I'm fucking everything up! I just can't deal with this shit anymore so don't fuckin' bother me for a while. I'll let you know if I'm okay to talk to again. Goodbye for fuckin now.

    2 comments · 329 views
  • 298 weeks
    No More

    I am going to quit editing. Now before you freak out, let me clarify: I am going to quit editing as soon as I've finished the current stories I'm editing. I only edit for two authors right now, so it's not like I'm depriving the world.

    Allow me to explain:

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  • 298 weeks
    Why I Don't Write...Much

    If you've seen the list of stories I have you'll please take notice that 4/6 of my stories are in a hiatus of sorts. This is why I don't like writing, when I have a project I don't always follow through with it. Unfortunately that applies to my editing as well. I'm lucky that those I edit for have such great patience, but in all honesty, I'm not reliable. I don't feel emotions the same way as

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  • 299 weeks
    Learning a Little About Me #2

    I guess this is another blog about myself. Whether or not I'm full of myself or not depends on where you're standing. My therapist said this might help with my sociopathic tendencies but if I'm being honest, he doesn't have any reason to let me get better so why would he give me good advice. Well, I guess it can't hurt things.

    Politics

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Mar
22nd
2018

The Apple of Lies · 7:17pm Mar 22nd, 2018


The Apple of Lies AKA The Element of Lies

Origin: The Apple of Lies was one of the side effects of the creation of the Elements of Harmony. There is a physical opposite for every element.

Bio: The Apple of Lies does not force a person to lie. When eaten, nothing will happen...at first. From then on when the consumer lies about something, their body begins to rot.
In all my years in doctoring, I have not ever seen these kinds of effects. The internal organs gain holes similar to that of a changeling. The only difference is that no changeling has holes in their mid-body area nor in their head. What befuddles me is how long the ponies survive before they finally die. The holes in their stomachs should be causing internal bleeding forms of horrible indigestion. No cure has been found. Quote from Doctor Pear Holder
The Apple of Lies is a dangerous thing. It also does not tend to be completely eaten. If the core is left, it regrows, if the seeds are eaten, a tree grows from the ponies remains, and sprouts a single apple.

Danger level: 23

Report Clean Karma · 265 views · Story: No Matter Where · #apple #elements #harmony
Comments ( 5 )

Looks like the poisonous apple from Snow White, in this picture. 😄

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Shhh. Don't tell anyone. Mwahahaha.

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Oooh, secret, okay. 😉😀

Congratulations! You scared me with an apple!:rainbowlaugh:

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Xbox 360 achievement unlocked: Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away
Thank you.

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