MERRY CHRISTMAS HORSEFUDGERS · 2:46pm Dec 25th, 2017
Do you want Frosty the Snowman? Cuz this is how you get Frosty the Snowman.
I write pony words that people seem to like. I also review fics and draw purty pictures, apperently. I'm an older fan of MLP, so expect a lot of 80's references.
Do you want Frosty the Snowman? Cuz this is how you get Frosty the Snowman.
"Sunset!" Twilight Sparkle burst into the apartment and dashed right by Sunset Shimmer, heading into the workroom that she had turned the second bedroom into. "Do you have a shotgun! Or a bazooka, that would work!"
Sunset moved to the open doorway and regarded the way Twilight had dove into the pile of spare parts and science projects that had been stored for 'repurposing' in the indefinite future. She was burrowing in much like a mad gopher, not even having taken off her coat and with both booted feet waving above her. "Twilight, I don't have any guns," she said in a calming voice, but loud enough to be heard over the sound of Twilight's burrowing.
"How about a flamethrower?" came Twilight's voice from under the pile. "We could knock one together from this flange, and these valves, but we'd need a lot of gasoline."
"No flamethrower either." She got a good grip on one booted foot and heaved, pulling the frantic teen out of the pile with a spray of radio circuit boards and wiring. "Now, what's got you in such a rush?"
Instead of Twilight, who was still panting in panic, Spike strolled up and spoke. "Remember when you two made that snowman yesterday, and you put that old silk hat on its head?"
"Yeah," said Sunset, suddenly aware of where the story was going. "Was there some magic in it?"
A bass bellow of rage split the air, shaking the window panes and making the ground shake to the tread of something truly massive and moving.
"Ya think?" Spike cocked his head to one side and regarded Sunset from the ground. "The further it travels, the more snow it picks up, so it's gotten a little biggley to just scoop apart."
"Oh. Oh!" Sunset grabbed Spike under one arm and Twilight by one hand. "Come on! Rainbow Dash's father has a snowplow on his truck, and I can hotwire it!"
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