Professional Shut-In, Armchair Orator, History Meme Fanatic, and Universal Annoyance. I argue about politics on the Internet to distract myself from the wreck that is my life.
My name is Dio Brando. I'm 120 years old. My house is was at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean, but is now in a nice mansion in Cairo, and I am not married. I work as the soon-to-be king of the world, and I get home every day by 8 AM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I eat a lot of bread. I'm in bed by 11 AM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm
Not dead. Wish I was, but that’s besides the point So, guess who graduated high school. I was feeling euphoric, but now I’m very melancholy.
But, no, this isn’t a grand return. I made the decision to leave, and I’m sticking to it. I just feel that you all deserved something of a check-in after such a momentous event.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Johnny Test. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of genetics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Dookie's cynical outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Nietzschean literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff;