Professional Shut-In, Armchair Orator, History Meme Fanatic, and Universal Annoyance. I argue about politics on the Internet to distract myself from the wreck that is my life.
My name is Dio Brando. I'm 120 years old. My house is was at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean, but is now in a nice mansion in Cairo, and I am not married. I work as the soon-to-be king of the world, and I get home every day by 8 AM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I eat a lot of bread. I'm in bed by 11 AM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm
Not dead. Wish I was, but that’s besides the point 
So, guess who graduated high school. I was feeling euphoric, but now I’m very melancholy.
But, no, this isn’t a grand return. I made the decision to leave, and I’m sticking to it. I just feel that you all deserved something of a check-in after such a momentous event.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Johnny Test. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of genetics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Dookie's cynical outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Nietzschean literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff;
https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/703868/i-dont-think-so
Love: I guess I did find that
Marriage: I'm 17, so...no
Health: I've lost a lot of weight this year
So...I guess it was accurate after all!
I saw "Love", "Marriage", "Health".
Love: Here's hoping
Marriage: It's 2016. I don't have to get married before age 20, nor should I for a multitude of reasons
Health: I drink a lot of Mtn.Dew
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But aren't I enough love for you?
4366305 Perhaps the word implies the advancement of previous love.
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4367854 Homoerotic suggestion is the best kind of suggestion.
4367895 No, hypnotic suggestion is. Then you can have all the homoerotic fun you want.
4367898 That borders on sexual assault, though.
And only Alucard can get away with that
But, to be fair, she was a Nazi, so...
4367947 So, if you identify as a party I don't agree with (or better yet, I switch to a party fundamentally clashing with your own), I'd be completely justified in hypnotizing you and having as much fun as I could desire?
4368109 Rip van was a Nazi, and a die-hard Nazi.
Nazis are a different beast altogether in political theory. They mix Rightists and Leftists in such an odd way, and only some of the most deplorable people on Earth fully support what they did.
If I were part of a morally deplorable organization, like ISIS/ISIL or the KKK, then hypnotizing me and raping me would be a little more acceptable, since those two organizations are of a similar sort of evil. However, it's not right to rape anyone.
God, Derpy. You made me go into a philosophical-political rant because I made a joke. Go to the corner and think about what you've done!
4368197 *Wubs silently in the corner.*