Dec
13th
2017
Should Princess Celestia just sit on all the bad guys? · 8:33pm Dec 13th, 2017
Think about it. There's no way the bad guys would be able to lift her off them. Princess Celestia is the most heavy pony after all, thousands of years of eating fattening cake and sitting around doing nothing should see to that.
I wouldn't' be surprised she uses magic to hold back tidal waves of fat. So, the next time a bad guy comes along, Princess Celestia just needs to sit on him until he submits.
No way!!!!!
they are not worthy to feel the royal flank on them.
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So, only good guys get the royal flank?
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In my opinion, yes!!!! Only the good deserve the flank!!
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Maybe you could write a Celestia x human or x Anon clopfic? LIke Celestial Ambience's story Celestia Gets Kicked Out
No one deserves the royal flank except good ponies.
HOLD IT!
Slams hands on wooden panel*
I think that a few villains deserve the royal tush. With some technicality of course! Perhaps, as Celestia defeats the former foes they, let's say repent? ... Just a thought though. I mean. They'll learn the true value of friendship.... and sexy goodness of course. :3
The royal butt should be reserved as a reward for the worthy not a punishment for the undeserving.