A Very Spooky Update · 4:50am Oct 24th, 2017
BOO!
I mean, I'M ALIVE! WOO! \o/
So, where have I been the past 7 months? Dead inside! =D But seriously, real life can bite my a**. I've barely seen any episodes of Season 7. The finale? Not happening. The movie? Not happening either. So! To that end, on to my three announcements!
1) At Twilight is in a bad place. Not due to bad planning, but due to characterization. I cannot, for the life of me, find a satisfactory way for a plot-crucial character to do jack and it's been driving me crazy. I've re-written that scene at least a dozen times and none of them are pallatable. So, if any of YOU can figure out why a racist b*****d would help ponies, I would be more than happy to hear it! (No spoilers: Religion plays a factor in this). So, if you have any suggestions, by ALL MEANS, PM me. Please.
2) To disassociate writing with that unsatisfactory part aforementioned, I've decided to get back into the writing deal with a short story. For once, it will focus on a character that ISN'T a unicorn, or a secret-genius 
! Who would have thought it? Specifically, this shall be a PINKIE PIE story and it's been an idea that's been simmering in my mind for AGES. Originally as something more grand, but I'll settle for a short to 1) test waters and 2) get back into the swing.
3) Reviews. Most of it is just me going over the story a second time with the odd quip thrown in. I'm confidant in saying MOST people just skip them anyway. So, starting from my Season 7 reviews (whenever they come) and onward, they shall be more like EPISODE IMPRESSIONS. Where, unless the plot itself is something that has earned my ire or compliments, shall be generally ignored. Movie reviews will follow a similar format, which means I may yet finally get around to whatever the second EQG movies is called that I STILL have not seen. *Shrug*
TL;DR: Not dead, stuff should be coming SOON(tm)!
gah!!! (runs screaming)
I thought it was either this or real life getting in the way of horse words.