Yukito's Yellow Nuzlocke takes a cruise - Day #4 · 8:59pm Sep 20th, 2017
Darogh wakes up in the Vermillion City Pokémon Centre and continues his journey, first stopping by the Pokémart to sell some junk items that have piled in his inventory and then visiting the local Pokémon fan club. After taking the time to listen to the president's self-insert Rapidash rapefic, Darogh received a voucher good for one billion Pokédollar bike!
Leaving the house with his innocence destroyed, Darogh ventured out to the right of the city, demolishing trainers to feed his Krapfish precious experience. Bigger and bigger it grew, but it still needed more. Remembering the ticket that he received the previous day, Darohg boarded the S. S. Anne.
The passengers were tired and hung over from the party they had the previous night, but that did not impede Darogh's quest to barge into every one of their rooms and slaughter their precious Pokémon. As Podders, King Urple and Drk Mousey did the dirty work, Krapfish ate of the corpses left behind! "Yes," Darogh said, rubbing his hands together. "Grow stronger my pet. Soon, you shall be a KrapDRAGON!"
Krapfish grew strong enough to tackle his foes, but still had ways to go and, sadly, the rest of the ship had been cleared out. Save for one final trainer - Cunt, whose team had grown stronger, but was still no match for Podd- ONE HP HOLY SHIT GET YOU OUTTA THERE!
... Still no match for King Urple!
As Cunt left, Darogh journeyed up the stairs to the captain's quaters. The smell of vomit and dissapoint filled the air. Darogh approached the sickly old man and rubbed his back.
"W-What are you doing?"
Rub rub. Rub rub.
"Stop that!"
Rub rub. Rub rub.
"If I give you this HM, will you please leave?"
HM01 obtained! Darogh used it on Sally Mndr, teaching her the ability to cut down trees.
His work finished, Darogh left the ship - moments before its departure. Man, that was close. Returning to Vermillion City, Darogh entered Diglett's Cave, taking only a few steps before he encounter the Pokémon that was its namesake. The Diglett attempted to Dig, so Darogh switched to Ok For Now and weakened it some more. Ok For Now was caught off-guard by the Diglett's Scratch and brought down to 1 HP!
Switching to King Urple, Darogh threw a Pokéball and caught the Diglett! Moledicky joined the team!
Returning to the Pokémon Centre to heal his team, Darogh brough out Moledicky and then proceeded to the Gym. Moledicky made quick work of the trainers there, with the exception of one Voltorb whose Selfdestruct thankfully hit King Urple. The King laughed it off as a mere 20 points of health were all that were lost!
After solving the puzzle of the buttons in the trash, Darogh faced off against Lt. Surge and his Raichu. Switching out Krapfish for Moledicky, the Raichu attempted use Mega Punch, but it missed! The Raichu next Growled at Moledicky, intimidating it not. Moledicky dug underground, and Raichu for whatever reason attempted to use Thunderbolt. Darogh was genuinly confused at this retardedness.
Moledicky took off half of the rat's health, and then Raichu Growled once more, before Moledicky dug underground to avoid it's Mega Kick! Emerging and finishing off Raichu, Moledicky laughed as the feeble rat was consumed by Krapfish, and Lt. Surge awarded Darogh with the Thunder Badge.
Leaving the Vermillion Gym, Darogh was halted by Officer Jenny.
"You defeated Lt. Surge? You must be a great carer of Pokémon then! Here, have this turtle."
And so, Barry the Squirtle joined the team. Stopping by the Pokémon Centre, Darogh arranged his new team: Drk Mousey, King Urple, Krapfish, Podders, Moledicky and Sally Mndr.
Realising that he had yet to obtain Flash, Darogh travelled through the tunnel, killing Diglett-after-Diglett. Obtaining HM05 and bestowing its power onto Drk Mousey, Darogh returned through the tunnel, the blood of the many Digletts apparantely spurring the hive into taking revenge!
Thinking for a moment that King Urple was in danger of dying from one Diglett's Dig, Darogh swapped to the one Pokémon sure to survive it - Moledicky!
Moledicky was killed, murdered in cold blood.
...
Darogh's eye twitched. He sent out King Urple and uttered one simple command: "To. The. MOOOON!"
King Urple's right hook sent that Diglett flying into the cave's ceiling, leaving it naught but a bloodstain to warn the other Digletts to BACK THE FUCK OFF! Still, they came, and King Urple was left with no choice but the take for front and send them all into the ceiling!
Upon his return to the Pokémon Centre, Darogh took a quick shower to wash the blood off of his body, and then proceeded to bury Moledicky, remembering the good times (all 3 of them) he had shared with the Pokémon.
Welp, Ok For Now, you're back in the party!
And so, ready to proceed with the next leg of his adventure, Darogh rested once more at the Vermillion City Pokémon Center. His next stop: Rock Tunnel.
Day 4:
Friends gained: 2 (15 total)
Deaths: 1 (2 total)
Badges: 3
Moledicky will be missed.
Fucin RIP in Peace Moledicky