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May
5th
2017

What space ship would you use to massage your OP Pony? · 9:46am May 5th, 2017

What space ship would you use to massage your Overpowered Pony?

Think science fiction with lasers and stuff.

Comments ( 20 )

4520666

He or she will feel that alright.

This:
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6 Heavy Mass Driver Turrets. Two dual-Ion Cannon Turrets. The Taiidan Heavy Cruiser is also known as a "Qwaar-Jet", named after the Kushan god of pain and enslavement.

Take no chances with an overpowered massage, I say.

Majin Syeekoh
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I’d ask a bunch of Reapers from Mass Effect if they could massage my OP pony with their magnetohydrodynamic weapons.

I would use a good ol' Night Glider x Galaxy.

I forgot what it's called but it's the ship from the movie, The Passengers.

Space Battleship Yamato.

One of Normandy modifications (sr1-sr3)

The USG ishimura. If they're OP they wont have any problems.

4520669 just to be clear: do you want to message a pony, or massage it? For the later, the death star would work best, for the former, id use the enterprise.

7F

Didact's Mantle's Approach with Composer Canon

4520981 Have you ever considered, writing a story about the industrial applications of tiny humans/giant ponies?

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