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kudzuhaiku


She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

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  • 52 weeks
    It's late

    But my brain isn't quiet. I'm stoned out of my goddamn gourd. Don't worry, it is just my usual regimen of drugs. That's how I spent a lot of my time now. Wasted. Doesn't really help with the pain much, but makes it a bit more tolerable. All of my drugs cost over 5 grand a month. That's what it takes to keep me going. I'm in somewhat better shape because of all of it, and there's a few bright

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  • 63 weeks
    Cyborgification is potentially a-go

    Finally found a doctor that didn't run screaming upon seeing my spine images and xrays. The team is coming together. Met with the neurosurgeon the other day, and he thinks I am an ideal candidate for augmentation. The transition is happening, I think. I still have to pass a psych evaluation and other steps, but I am closer now than ever. First I'll have the trial run; they'll sink electrodes into

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  • 92 weeks
    Today, life changes forever.


    It's been a long, long road to get to this point. A big thank you to everyone who has been with me during this journey.

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  • 93 weeks
    Big changes are happening


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  • 116 weeks
    I suppose it is time for an update

    Been meaning to this, and I've become the King of Pro-Crasty Nation. I kept wanting to report, but there was nothing to report, no good news at all, so I just... didn't. Sorry. Went a bit silent on my end. It just sorta happened.

    I finally got a lawyer willing to take up my case. After that, things started happening.

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May
3rd
2017

Weedverse Q&A will be live until about midnight or so, my time (And it is midnight, it's over) · 2:18am May 3rd, 2017

Have questions? I might have answers.

This is about the Weedverse. Questions that fall outside of the Weedverse will be summarily ignored.

ONE question at a time please. Flood me with questions, and they will be ignored.

Be specific. Have a target in mind. One question and one character. Drop a whole list of characters, and your question, you guessed it, will be ignored.

Be creative, some characters might have some very interesting answers, if asked. Pretty much any character within the Weedverse is fair game, but you might have to ask the right questions. (Older) Sumac will answer questions that a (younger) Sumac might not.

Don't ask dumb questions, or expect the characters to have meta knowledge, or know the future. I kinda had to get away from doing these Q&A sessions for a while because they got super annoying. I'd like to do them once more, I'm in a better headspace now, but this goes sour, don't be surprised if it is a long, long time before it happens again.

Have fun, and think of clever questions. Remember, be specific, be respectful, be direct, and only ask one question at a time.

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Comments ( 82 )

I literally just realized that the title "The Sun also Surprises" is probably based on the title of the book "The Sun also Rises" by Ernest Hemingway. Is that correct?

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I literally just realized that the title "The Sun also Surprises" is probably based on the title of the book "The Sun also Rises" by Ernest Hemingway. Is that correct?

Yes.

Tarnish is very useful at fixing up all sorts of magically corrupted things through his poison joke magic. However, some things like the "frozen" spells from Skyreach he can't do much about it seems (at least at that time). Can Tarnish do anything about Dim's corrupted nature caused by his mother?

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I've always wondered... what's Flicker's favorite food-drink/meal?

Small portable things that he can eat on the go. Burritos and the like. He's a fan of multitasking.

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Tarnish is very useful at fixing up all sorts of magically corrupted things through his poison joke magic. However, some things like the "frozen" spells from Skyreach he can't do much about it seems (at least at that time). Can Tarnish do anything about Dim's corrupted nature caused by his mother?

An answer of this magnitude would set the spoiler tag on fire.

Future Piper, if Flicker and Hennesy decided to they were to ever want to have foals, would you act as a surrogate for them?

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Future Piper, if Flicker and Hennesy decided to they were to ever want to have foals, would you act as a surrogate for them?

Piper: Foalbirth is excruciatingly painful, correct?

Winter Break Megara, how do you think your first impression of boomer went?

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Winter Break Megara, how do you think your first impression of boomer went?

Megara: My what what?

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Yes, though I have heard there are those who handle it better than others.

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Yes, though I have heard there are those who handle it better than others.

Piper: Hours and hours of hot... sweaty... agony... **Fans self and sucks in breath through clenched teeth**

4518052 Haha I guessed you might say something like that.

....And I had honestly forgotten that Piper has a pain fetish. And as such did not think that giving birth to a foal would likely be one of the greatest pleasurable experiences for her.

WB Pebble: Why are you so WEIRD?

Gloomy: How's Silver Lining's introvert therapy sessions going?

Future Pebble, what are your thoughts on you and Sumac having a Herd with your closest friends?

What gave you the idea for weedverse?

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Vinyl, what's the best prank you've ever done?

Vinyl: ...

(Following legal advice from her lawyer, Vinyl refuses to make any incriminating statements against herself or Tarnish)

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WB Pebble: Why are you so WEIRD?

Pebble: Daddy, there's a pervert...

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Gloomy: How's Silver Lining's introvert therapy sessions going?

Gloomy: I don't know. It's hard to tell. Griffons kind of ignore their cubs to get them to be independent, and I didn't do that.

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Future Pebble, what are your thoughts on you and Sumac having a Herd with your closest friends?

Pebble: Perverts... perverts everywhere.

4518078 And so Slinky became a tree.

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What gave you the idea for weedverse?

A desire for positivity and growth that was sorely needed in my own life. It was a form of combat against suicide.

Flicker what do you think of pigeons or the as they are called in now flying rats

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Flicker what do you think of pigeons or the as they are called in now flying rats

Flicker: They are excellent for target practice.

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Dim, what is your opinion on the current state of the Equestrian economy?

Harsh Winter: (Why is this disgusting primitive talking to me?) How would I know?

Which do you prefer, the chase verse or the weed verse and why

4518082 A rubber tree?:rainbowlaugh:

Holly Heartwood, please describe your favorite memory from your roller derby days.

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Holly Heartwood, please describe your favorite memory from your roller derby days.

Holly: The Gender-Bender-Banger-Derby. Mares and stallions on the same track. Body armor. No holds barred. The blood was mostly real. A lot of ponies got carted off on stretchers. A lot of stallions learned not to call me 'fat.'

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Gosling, who's a pretty pegasus?

Gosling: Why, me of course.

Pebble: Any thoughts on Sly retribution, I don't know like setting him up on a play-date tea-party with 3 or 4 fillys, he has no excuse to evade?:trixieshiftright:

Seville, of all the photos you've ever taken, which one are you the most proud of and why?

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Pebble: Any thoughts on Sly retribution, I don't know like setting him up on a play-date tea-party with 3 or 4 fillys, he has no excuse to evade?

Pebble: Daddy, another weirdo is poking his nose into our family business.

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Seville, of all the photos you've ever taken, which one are you the most proud of and why?

Seville: I don't know. I try not interject my own preferences too much. I want the photos to speak for themselves.

Future Sumac: Did you ever find a reliable way to fly on your own and if so, how many hospital trips were had in the process?

Will we ever see Mrs. Ironshoe again? I'm referring to the lady that stole Tarnish's money to leave Dodge back in The Weed, leading up to the whole lynching deal (I don't recall if she ever popped up again)

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Future Sumac: Did you ever find a reliable way to fly on your own and if so, how many hospital trips were had in the process?

This involves story spoilers.

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Will we ever see Mrs. Ironshoe again? I'm referring to the lady that stole Tarnish's money to leave Dodge back in The Weed, leading up to the whole lynching deal (I don't recall if she ever popped up again)

I dunno. I like leaving this unknown.

flicker how do you deal with pest like mosquitoes

Hotspur, what's the most dangerous thing you've ever seen Gosling do?

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flicker how do you deal with pest like mosquitoes

Flicker: Flicking them. Or setting them on fire.

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Hotspur, what's the most dangerous thing you've ever seen Gosling do?

Hotspur: **Looks left, looks right, checks for danger** He once blew a raspberry on Luna's belly just before Hearth's Warming. If looks could kill...

luna, what is your opinion of the House of Dark?

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luna, what is your opinion of the House of Dark?

Princess Luna: We are saddened but hopeful.

4518136 *pulls out flame thrower * A simple solution i like it!

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*pulls out flame thrower * A simple solution i like it!

Flicker: I am a flamethrower.

Tarnish, if someone wanted to become a druid, what steps would be required?

I get the feeling asking Pebble any kind of Question is gonna be pointless lol.

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