• Member Since 26th Feb, 2014
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kudzuhaiku


She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

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  • 54 weeks
    It's late

    But my brain isn't quiet. I'm stoned out of my goddamn gourd. Don't worry, it is just my usual regimen of drugs. That's how I spent a lot of my time now. Wasted. Doesn't really help with the pain much, but makes it a bit more tolerable. All of my drugs cost over 5 grand a month. That's what it takes to keep me going. I'm in somewhat better shape because of all of it, and there's a few bright

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  • 64 weeks
    Cyborgification is potentially a-go

    Finally found a doctor that didn't run screaming upon seeing my spine images and xrays. The team is coming together. Met with the neurosurgeon the other day, and he thinks I am an ideal candidate for augmentation. The transition is happening, I think. I still have to pass a psych evaluation and other steps, but I am closer now than ever. First I'll have the trial run; they'll sink electrodes into

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  • 93 weeks
    Today, life changes forever.


    It's been a long, long road to get to this point. A big thank you to everyone who has been with me during this journey.

    25 comments · 1,011 views
  • 94 weeks
    Big changes are happening


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    35 comments · 1,247 views
  • 117 weeks
    I suppose it is time for an update

    Been meaning to this, and I've become the King of Pro-Crasty Nation. I kept wanting to report, but there was nothing to report, no good news at all, so I just... didn't. Sorry. Went a bit silent on my end. It just sorta happened.

    I finally got a lawyer willing to take up my case. After that, things started happening.

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Apr
28th
2017

Send help, dying! · 4:53am Apr 28th, 2017

Current chapter of PTSSFF:WB is killing me. Send help. Can't breathe. Chest pains. Spots in vision. Left arm numb. Can't see computer screen. Can't feel keyboard.

I moight have corssed a line. Halp.

Comments ( 13 )

O.O
I'LL SAVE YOU!
*Jumps through time and space.*
*Ends up next to your computer*
Huh, I didn't expect that to work....

Is somepony being adorable?

It sounds like some ponies are being adorable.

How dare they?

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I don't think your profile pic would help much XD

Give Lima a hoof bump while you're visiting!

>help

There ya go.

It's the pie for dinner chapter of The Weed all over again.

4512330
Oh, I see, you got some sauce in your lungs.

*get's into jet*
*fly's to house*
*administers insulin*
*leaves*

Feeds you some lemons and hope that helps

Wait, how serious is this?

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I revived. The chapter was pretty funny.

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